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Why men don't write advice columns!
Why men dont write advice columns
Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago, and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Jane Dear Jane: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps. -Walter |
Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Priceless! :lol:
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Obviously written by a woman - a man would have added
"and if you leave the lousy adulterous waster and need some comfort my number is 07865 345 765" |
Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by leighbloke
(Post 6194156)
Obviously written by a woman - a man would have added
"and if you leave the lousy adulterous waster and need some comfort my number is 07865 345 765" |
Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by DebsyW
(Post 6194163)
That number is unobtainable
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by leighbloke
(Post 6194172)
Had to take it off the hook - all you women are crazy for me it seems.
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by DebsyW
(Post 6194179)
Wouldn`t have bothered if I had known it was yours
Just off to lick my wounds. PS Are you a lesbian?? |
Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by leighbloke
(Post 6194190)
Ouch!!
Just off to lick my wounds. PS Are you a lesbian?? |
Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by DebsyW
(Post 6194203)
Lick your what? Would you prefer that I was?
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by leighbloke
(Post 6194215)
Wounds, unfortunately I can't reach my balls, nearly put my back out a couple of times trying.
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by DebsyW
(Post 6194218)
You should practice lepdancing with me... you will be able to do it in no time at all
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
WTF are you lot on about now??
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by genegenie
(Post 6194236)
Why, can you touch your balls :confused:
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 6194244)
WTF are you lot on about now??
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 6194244)
WTF are you lot on about now??
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 6194244)
WTF are you lot on about now??
And would you ever leave the house if you could?? |
Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by leighbloke
(Post 6194280)
Can you lick your own balls?
And would you ever leave the house if you could?? |
Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 6194296)
are you coming on to me again?
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by leighbloke
(Post 6194314)
You mean for the first time don't you?? but n0 this is not your lucky day - I was just answering your Q.
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
You could always help each other out...
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by DebsyW
(Post 6194356)
You could always help each other out...
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 6194362)
or you could agree to be the meat between our bread??
Just wondering how we've managed to go from advice columns to licking balls! |
Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by tulip1303
(Post 6194383)
Hi all
Just wondering how we've managed to go from advice columns to licking balls! |
Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by Same Difference
(Post 6194391)
Because LB and RM are on line! :rofl:
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by tulip1303
(Post 6194395)
Clearly, I need educating!
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by Same Difference
(Post 6194399)
Please dont let these two educate you......you could come very unstuck! ;)
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by DebsyW
(Post 6194403)
Or be the meat in the sandwich!
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 6194362)
or you could agree to be the meat between our bread??
No. |
Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Not sure why my name is being dragged through the gutter with LB's I am clearly the victim here.
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 6194417)
Not sure why my name is being dragged through the gutter with LB's I am clearly the victim here.
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by Same Difference
(Post 6194421)
Did you write that with a straight face?
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 6194431)
Yeah, well, my tongue was poking out at the time but yeah.
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 6194431)
Yeah, well, my tongue was poking out at the time but yeah.
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by Same Difference
(Post 6194443)
How far?
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
LB could`ve had a field day with this but he hasn`t been quick enough!
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 6194456)
well I was trying to see if I could get my tongue up my left nostril so quite a way!
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by DebsyW
(Post 6194463)
LB could`ve had a field day with this but he hasn`t been quick enough!
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by Same Difference
(Post 6194474)
I just wanted to know if it was far enough to lick your balls! ;)
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 6194499)
I'm actually sat in Lara's pub so that would be a little embarrassing I would say.
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Re: Why men don't write advice columns!
Originally Posted by Same Difference
(Post 6194474)
I just wanted to know if it was far enough to lick your balls! ;)
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