Where's the soap?
Feb 26th 2008 | 4:45 am
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Where's the soap?
I overheard my Dad telling this joke at a party when I was about 10:-
Two nuns in a bath.
The first one says "Where's the soap";
the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
Whilst walking along a street aged about 22 I started laughing at it (really!!) - what is the longest time it's taken you to get a joke - or is there one that still puzzles you.
Two nuns in a bath.
The first one says "Where's the soap";
the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
Whilst walking along a street aged about 22 I started laughing at it (really!!) - what is the longest time it's taken you to get a joke - or is there one that still puzzles you.
Feb 26th 2008 | 4:53 am
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Re: Where's the soap?
I overheard my Dad telling this joke at a party when I was about 10:-
Two nuns in a bath.
The first one says "Where's the soap";
the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
Whilst walking along a street aged about 22 I started laughing at it (really!!) - what is the longest time it's taken you to get a joke - or is there one that still puzzles you.
Two nuns in a bath.
The first one says "Where's the soap";
the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
Whilst walking along a street aged about 22 I started laughing at it (really!!) - what is the longest time it's taken you to get a joke - or is there one that still puzzles you.
Feb 26th 2008 | 4:53 am
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Re: Where's the soap?
I overheard my Dad telling this joke at a party when I was about 10:-
Two nuns in a bath.
The first one says "Where's the soap";
the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
Whilst walking along a street aged about 22 I started laughing at it (really!!) - what is the longest time it's taken you to get a joke - or is there one that still puzzles you.
Two nuns in a bath.
The first one says "Where's the soap";
the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
Whilst walking along a street aged about 22 I started laughing at it (really!!) - what is the longest time it's taken you to get a joke - or is there one that still puzzles you.
Mmmmm I think it could be another 22 years before I get that
I have one that I was told when I was 14 by a friend, my brother laughed I just looked at her blankly, no matter what they said I didn't understand it until I told my ex years later....Here goes and I apologise for causing any upset with this.
How does a French Tart hold her liquor?
By the ears
Feb 26th 2008 | 5:00 am
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Re: Where's the soap?
How I interpreted it:
First nun has lost the soap and wants to know where it is.
Second Nun, tends to use her soap as a Penis substitute and it gets worn away during the act, ie - it wears away.
Alternatively
The nuns are pleasuring each other with the soap which wears away.
First nun has lost the soap and wants to know where it is.
Second Nun, tends to use her soap as a Penis substitute and it gets worn away during the act, ie - it wears away.
Alternatively
The nuns are pleasuring each other with the soap which wears away.
Feb 26th 2008 | 5:03 am
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Re: Where's the soap?
Mmmmm I think it could be another 22 years before I get that
I have one that I was told when I was 14 by a friend, my brother laughed I just looked at her blankly, no matter what they said I didn't understand it until I told my ex years later....Here goes and I apologise for causing any upset with this.
How does a French Tart hold her liquor?
By the ears
I have one that I was told when I was 14 by a friend, my brother laughed I just looked at her blankly, no matter what they said I didn't understand it until I told my ex years later....Here goes and I apologise for causing any upset with this.
How does a French Tart hold her liquor?
By the ears
The wife calls me Cointreau!!
Feb 26th 2008 | 5:03 am
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Re: Where's the soap?
How I interpreted it:
First nun has lost the soap and wants to know where it is.
Second Nun, tends to use her soap as a Penis substitute and it gets worn away during the act, ie - it wears away.
Alternatively
The nuns are pleasuring each other with the soap which wears away.
First nun has lost the soap and wants to know where it is.
Second Nun, tends to use her soap as a Penis substitute and it gets worn away during the act, ie - it wears away.
Alternatively
The nuns are pleasuring each other with the soap which wears away.
THAT BEATS WAITING 22 YEARS FOR THE PUNCH LINE
Feb 26th 2008 | 5:28 am
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Re: Where's the soap?
I am disgusted with this threads contents..........................when I am Mod you will both be banned!
Feb 26th 2008 | 5:45 am
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Feb 26th 2008 | 6:23 am
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Re: Where's the soap?
You just know that when you have to explain a joke its got to be cr@p
Feb 26th 2008 | 6:27 am
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