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leighbloke Feb 26th 2008 4:45 am
Where's the soap?
 
I overheard my Dad telling this joke at a party when I was about 10:-

Two nuns in a bath.
The first one says "Where's the soap";
the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"

Whilst walking along a street aged about 22 I started laughing at it (really!!) - what is the longest time it's taken you to get a joke - or is there one that still puzzles you.

CBANDY Feb 26th 2008 4:53 am
Re: Where's the soap?
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 5986039)
I overheard my Dad telling this joke at a party when I was about 10:-

Two nuns in a bath.
The first one says "Where's the soap";
the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"

Whilst walking along a street aged about 22 I started laughing at it (really!!) - what is the longest time it's taken you to get a joke - or is there one that still puzzles you.
I might just be being really thick but............. I don´t get it.:(

crispy Feb 26th 2008 4:53 am
Re: Where's the soap?
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 5986039)
I overheard my Dad telling this joke at a party when I was about 10:-

Two nuns in a bath.
The first one says "Where's the soap";
the second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"

Whilst walking along a street aged about 22 I started laughing at it (really!!) - what is the longest time it's taken you to get a joke - or is there one that still puzzles you.



Mmmmm I think it could be another 22 years before I get that:o

I have one that I was told when I was 14 by a friend, my brother laughed I just looked at her blankly, no matter what they said I didn't understand it until I told my ex years later....Here goes and I apologise for causing any upset with this.

How does a French Tart hold her liquor?
:blink::blink:
By the ears:confused: :o:o

leighbloke Feb 26th 2008 5:00 am
Re: Where's the soap?
 
Originally Posted by CBANDY (Post 5986062)
I might just be being really thick but............. I don´t get it.:(
How I interpreted it:
First nun has lost the soap and wants to know where it is.

Second Nun, tends to use her soap as a Penis substitute and it gets worn away during the act, ie - it wears away.


Alternatively
The nuns are pleasuring each other with the soap which wears away.

leighbloke Feb 26th 2008 5:03 am
Re: Where's the soap?
 
Originally Posted by crispy (Post 5986066)
Mmmmm I think it could be another 22 years before I get that:o

I have one that I was told when I was 14 by a friend, my brother laughed I just looked at her blankly, no matter what they said I didn't understand it until I told my ex years later....Here goes and I apologise for causing any upset with this.

How does a French Tart hold her liquor?
:blink::blink:
By the ears:confused: :o:o

The wife calls me Cointreau!!

crispy Feb 26th 2008 5:03 am
Re: Where's the soap?
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 5986088)
How I interpreted it:
First nun has lost the soap and wants to know where it is.

Second Nun, tends to use her soap as a Penis substitute and it gets worn away during the act, ie - it wears away.


Alternatively
The nuns are pleasuring each other with the soap which wears away.
:rofl::rofl::rofl: THAT BEATS WAITING 22 YEARS FOR THE PUNCH LINE:lol:

crispy Feb 26th 2008 5:06 am
Re: Where's the soap?
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 5986093)
The wife calls me Cointreau!!

Is that French for liquor?

rugbymatt Feb 26th 2008 5:28 am
Re: Where's the soap?
 
I am disgusted with this threads contents..........................when I am Mod you will both be banned!

leighbloke Feb 26th 2008 5:45 am
Re: Where's the soap?
 
Originally Posted by crispy (Post 5986099)
Is that French for liquor?
A fancy liquor, that makes her legs go wobbly.

Mitzyboy Feb 26th 2008 6:23 am
Re: Where's the soap?
 
You just know that when you have to explain a joke its got to be cr@p :lol:

Same Difference Feb 26th 2008 6:25 am
Re: Where's the soap?
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5986180)
I am disgusted with this threads contents..........................when I am Mod you will both be banned!
Will you please ban LB when you become a mod? ;)

rugbymatt Feb 26th 2008 6:27 am
Re: Where's the soap?
 
Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 5986389)
Will you please ban LB when you become a mod? ;)
He is almost first on the list..................and I think we both know who the first banning is going to be.

Mitzyboy Feb 26th 2008 6:29 am
Re: Where's the soap?
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5986393)
He is almost first on the list..................and I think we both know who the first banning is going to be.
Me? :blink:

Same Difference Feb 26th 2008 6:30 am
Re: Where's the soap?
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5986393)
He is almost first on the list..................and I think we both know who the first banning is going to be.
Mitzy?

Same Difference Feb 26th 2008 6:31 am
Re: Where's the soap?
 
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 5986403)
Me? :blink:
Ha ha.........great minds and all that :lol:


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