We're all in trouble
#16
Well it seems Im well and truly done for then..........just been on the common had fish and chips in paper for dinner followed by a nice cool pint of larger for afters,give me another 10 minutes and then I will have my scotch for night-cap..............Whoops Im off to the happy thread........
#17









Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 4,206

Well it seems Im well and truly done for then..........just been on the common had fish and chips in paper for dinner followed by a nice cool pint of larger for afters,give me another 10 minutes and then I will have my scotch for night-cap..............Whoops Im off to the happy thread........

Oh dear,Iv just had limousin beef,potatos,lettuce.,and Im on my 3rd cup of tea,with sugar.I may not be here in the morning
#19
New european report questioning 450,000 people concludes that drinking a pint of beer a day or a large glass of wine greatly increases the risk of bowel cancer.
So I can't drink wine
I cant have a beer
Meats bad for me
Cheese buggers up my arteries
Coffee bungs everything up
Gin & Tonic effects my memory
and .... oh I can't remember what else it was
What we gonna do? Suck Brussel sprouts and chew cabbage for pleasure
So I can't drink wine
I cant have a beer
Meats bad for me
Cheese buggers up my arteries
Coffee bungs everything up
Gin & Tonic effects my memory
and .... oh I can't remember what else it was
What we gonna do? Suck Brussel sprouts and chew cabbage for pleasure

just a thought. . . .
what does drinking more than one do
?
#20
Typical - I was drinking the wine to ward off the Alzheimers and OH was drinking the red wine for his heart - we have decided when we can't cope anymore we are just going to walk into the sea (drunk of course!)
#23
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#24
Somthing I noticed in Benidorm was the amount of people who would shake my hand and ask where i'm from then walk off. Then you got people going crazy with their glowsticks
#26
But when I deem to go there for a night out, variety is what you get...
For example..
One Night in Bankok/Benidorm!
Some Heavy Rock, some bloke from a famous band, can't remember now, a dive underneath a hotel in Calle Ibiza was giving it large on drums/guitar whatever.. Lots of people in denim and hair, lots of powder in the rest rooms... Oh! No thank you!
Then Karaoke from some English Bar...
Then a very un PC comedian...
Then Chubby Brown looky likey! Saying quote ' if you don't shut up I aint doing my act' They were shouting Chubby, Chubby as they would!
Sticky Vicky... well enough said!
Then dancing/swaying in Cafe B!
Then KFC at 0600! And home.
Where else could you get it.... Blackpool or Marmite!
#27
I've seen sticky vicky 4 times
I'm in blackpool now, benidorm is a million times better lol.
Last edited by Fuzzlepop; Aug 2nd 2007 at 8:19 am.




