We're all in trouble
#1
New european report questioning 450,000 people concludes that drinking a pint of beer a day or a large glass of wine greatly increases the risk of bowel cancer.
So I can't drink wine
I cant have a beer
Meats bad for me
Cheese buggers up my arteries
Coffee bungs everything up
Gin & Tonic effects my memory
and .... oh I can't remember what else it was
What we gonna do? Suck Brussel sprouts and chew cabbage for pleasure
So I can't drink wine
I cant have a beer
Meats bad for me
Cheese buggers up my arteries
Coffee bungs everything up
Gin & Tonic effects my memory
and .... oh I can't remember what else it was
What we gonna do? Suck Brussel sprouts and chew cabbage for pleasure
#2
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New european report questioning 450,000 people concludes that drinking a pint of beer a day or a large glass of wine greatly increases the risk of bowel cancer.
So I can't drink wine
I cant have a beer
Meats bad for me
Cheese buggers up my arteries
Coffee bungs everything up
Gin & Tonic effects my memory
and .... oh I can't remember what else it was
What we gonna do? Suck Brussel sprouts and chew cabbage for pleasure
So I can't drink wine
I cant have a beer
Meats bad for me
Cheese buggers up my arteries
Coffee bungs everything up
Gin & Tonic effects my memory
and .... oh I can't remember what else it was
What we gonna do? Suck Brussel sprouts and chew cabbage for pleasure

#3
I'll risk it, need a beer now and again! I do like brussel sprouts though, got a bag waiting for me in Spain
#4
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I think the main thing is to cut down on meat. I takes too long to get through the bowel - true carnivores such as cats have a short intestinal tract. Plenty of fibre, fruit and veggies and any harmful products in the drinks will go through OK
#5
If you do everything they say, you would have to survive on water and fresh air alone, and lets face it, is the water safe ???? Is the fresh air fresh ???
I rest my case........................
Eat....Drink....Smoke....and be merry
I rest my case........................
Eat....Drink....Smoke....and be merry

#6
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#7
Love Sam
#8
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In excess I believe. That's why I try to avoid exercise.
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#14
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#15
New european report questioning 450,000 people concludes that drinking a pint of beer a day or a large glass of wine greatly increases the risk of bowel cancer.
So I can't drink wine
I cant have a beer
Meats bad for me
Cheese buggers up my arteries
Coffee bungs everything up
Gin & Tonic effects my memory
and .... oh I can't remember what else it was
What we gonna do? Suck Brussel sprouts and chew cabbage for pleasure
So I can't drink wine
I cant have a beer
Meats bad for me
Cheese buggers up my arteries
Coffee bungs everything up
Gin & Tonic effects my memory
and .... oh I can't remember what else it was
What we gonna do? Suck Brussel sprouts and chew cabbage for pleasure

If you don't drink, smoke and have sex with dirty men/women (delete as applicable! You dont live longer it just seems that way!



