Sam Greenfield

Oh god i hope not - that would mean that he is a she and not a very nice person and i like to think that he is up for a good laugh and she sure aint

Mitzyboy

Are you two just going to natter away on the village street corner all night. Haven't you got chores to do for Gods sake!

I dont want you two to still be there when the night watchman comes on shift to Police the streets, dont want you to be mistaken for something you're not

Sam Greenfield

are you the local bobby Mitzy - i quite like a man in uniform

Mitzyboy

I had to appoint myself as night watchman as everybody ignored me earlier........ I'm always just coming to the forums usually just as everyone is going to bed. So I sit here sadly all night just waiting for someone to say something.

I am an unusually sad night watchman with no one to look after, but you can all sleep well in your beds knowing that if anyone steps out of line all night, someone will be here to show them the error of their ways

Errrr ... what kind of uniform do you prefer

Sam Greenfield

whats yours like

Mitzyboy

My what?

DebsyW

Hey Sam, sounds to me like Mitzy hides in bushes on street corners listening to women gossipping!! Hope he is fully clothed!!

Sam Greenfield

never thought of that - mitz i thought you said you had a uniform

Sam Greenfield

Mitzyboy

I do I do!!!!

Its a pair of green wellingtons, a scarf and a grey rain mac with easy release buttons down the front, and thats it ...... literally ... thats it. You may be seeing more of me later

DebsyW

Suspenders on your socks??

genegenie

You've never said that to me and i am a man in uniform

Sam Greenfield

Promises, promises

Sam Greenfield

I like a man in uniform genegenie

Sam Greenfield

Youve seen him too