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Old Jul 26th 2007, 4:18 am
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Anyone else remember these or other stuff from schooldays. What was the lurgy anyway? Was it an actual medical condition?
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Old Jul 26th 2007, 4:28 am
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Anyone else remember these or other stuff from schooldays. What was the lurgy anyway? Was it an actual medical condition?
Lurgy is Commonwealth English slang for an unspecified contagious disease, generally one considered inconvenient and non-fatal with obvious symptoms, such as Influenza or the Common cold...........
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Lurgy is Commonwealth English slang for an unspecified contagious disease, generally one considered inconvenient and non-fatal with obvious symptoms, such as Influenza or the Common cold...........
And your view on shiny toilet paper?
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And your view on shiny toilet paper?
It worked better if you crumpled it up then flattened it first, stopped it skidding about.
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It worked better if you crumpled it up then flattened it first, stopped it skidding about.


I think it was called Izal, and wiping your arse wasnt a pleasant experience with it
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And your view on shiny toilet paper?
Sore bum.............
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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
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Very Handy for when you did a bit of tracing

Not so good when using it for its intended purpose though
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Originally Posted by jdr
It worked better if you crumpled it up then flattened it first, stopped it skidding about.
or wet it slightly first, but then you had to use a few sheets or you would get "Poke through"!!
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt
or wet it slightly first, but then you had to use a few sheets or you would get "Poke through"!!
and brown fingers Then you had to remember not to bite your nails
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Read the reviews ................funny


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Read the reviews ................funny


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What about folding a sheet over a comb and blowing a tune through it.
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What about folding a sheet over a comb and blowing a tune through it.
how is that going to clean yer arse??
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how is that going to clean yer arse??
Depends what you`re blowing it with. ;-))
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Depends what you`re blowing it with. ;-))
Good point..........well made.
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