Andy Pipken

MISS NAUGHTY was last heard of on 29th January at 12.50pm
now I don't know about you, but I am worried VERY WORRIED.
I think we should organise a search party,
I will cover all of southern Spain on my push bike
And I have a friend who could cover northern Spain on there skateboard,
But we need two more people with dogs to cover France, any takers ?
I feel we could find Mr Naughty, Miss Naughty and the little Naughtys very soon.

Andy Pipken

I just had a thought......... check the venta's as the daughter likes a drink

jdr

I`ve had me telescope out all morning searching the horizon.

jonsol

I`ll get a window seat tomorrow when I fly, and will keep my eyes peeled, ! !

mikelincs

Maybe she has been a bit naughty on the way down, and been held up by the gendarmarie.

Andy Pipken

NEWS FLASH
We have had a sighting of the NAUGHTY CLAN
early reports indicate they are north of Russia
after one of them was caught reading the map upside down.
we hope to have our man at the scene interview them about this set back.
WATCH THIS SPACE

Andy Pipken

We can now go live to the scene with our reporter Sir Trevor Mc Donut.
trevor, can you please tell us what has happened to the "naughty clan"
HELLO ANDY, I AM HERE NOW IN DEEPEST RUSSIA WITH THE NAUGHTY CLAN,
GOD ITS FU**ING COLD HERE I CAN'T FEEL MY FEET !!
trevor please watch your language as we are live on british expats
BUT IT'S SO COLD, IF I DON'T GET BACK TO MY HOTEL ROOM SOON MY DI*K WILL GET FROST BITE
trevor please contain yourself, could you ask the naughty clan what went wrong
O.K O.K GIVE ME A CHANCE, RIGHT YOU LOT WHAT WENT WRONG... WHAT...STOP SHOUTING, ONE AT A TIME, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY ARE SAYING THEY ARE ALL SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER..."BANG" OH FU**ING HELL "BANG BANG" MR NAUGHTY HAS PULLED "BANG" A GUN OUT AND HAS STARTED SHOOTING THE LOCALS
F**K THIS I AM OFF BACK TO MY HOTEL,
sorry readers we will try to get sir trevor to interview them back at the hotel

leighbloke

Not seen her, north of Russia or anywhere else, but her name is an anagram of - Sum hasty gin - which might explain her absence?

Pam Sarky

Ive been up and down the beaches all day today thinking the ferry could have got totally lost. Tomorrow its inland with the dogs. Can anybody give me an idea what scent for the dogs to follow????

Andy Pipken

follow the scent of an empty gin bottle.. the daughter may have dropped one

rugbymatt

Could be any number of smells. Broken leaf springs, drink, puppy sick, teenage hormones..............

cmorgy

Hi guys, I am sitting here p....ing myself with laughter, I will check the stretch tomorrow from M25 to Ashford, they may have pulled into the gypo camp

cmorgy

Thy have a sat nav, did anyone tell them that it is spelt CADIZ not ZIDAC, which, I think you are right Andy is a small town in Russia, currently 3 foot of snow and the vodka has run out, girls won't be too happy

accommodation-in-spain

Andy have you thought of contacting the people that set up the Norad Santa tracking system (noradsanta.org)? If they can track father christmas I am sure they can catch Miss Naughty on the radar

maryann

When we moved here it took me over two months to get back on line, waiting for a connection, not knowing where to go for an internet cafe, and being so busy just not having time to get on line.
Fingers crossed she is having a fab time, I wil keep my eyes open for her in El puerto, Jerez and Cadiz!
Edge of my seat here chaps, edge of my seat!