Guess you got the GIMP then?

All threads turn into sex talk.. you better get used to it

torking ov witch iz it trew dat da bitches get nekid on da beechiz coz i herd dey do itz like blakpool now dey get nekid thier now me n jez often walk on darn blakpool beechiz on tit watch but dont sea much coz its grim up north an da birds are like wareing coats n stuff anywayz i thort id update youz on how long itll be before we iz in spain well we ad a setbak cos ma henri lloyd jacket dint sell on ebay so we woz gonna rob de corna shop but jez got sum of his mams stokins to ware as a mask but dey woz black and we cudnt sea a ting jez tripped on da shop step an nocked himself out and i sped of in da nova gte but ad forgot to put in sum juice so ran out 50 yards up da road hour bail condituns say we cant leeve da cuntry or go out afta 9pm but we av a fool proof plan we iz gonna jump in da back ov a lorry and get out ov da cuntry like dat we did try dis yesterday but ended up in grimsby but we iz gonna keep trying we av decided dat we iz now gonna go to da costaz coz its da costa del crime an we iz fugitivez but thier is so many costaz so duz any1 no witch 1 da fugitivez go 2 ? we iz gonna send da police a postcard lol coz dey cant tuch us lol sea youz all soon

Oh! I'm sorry your shite didn't sell on Ebay and that lead to so much trouble.. Sounds like you are heading to the Costa del Sol? But the Ramblas in Barcelona might be worth considering.. you'll be at home with all those Moroccan muthaf***ers