it really sounds like you are after some culture
i am loving your posts

no i dont like english lout culture we want uplifting expereance to discover a brave new world ive herd der our loads of dioff cutures in spain mainly german and we still can av fish un chips but is da petrol diffrent like cos in america yuz cant use hour cars cos dey use gas but i like yuz teddy tis kinda cute

dats a strange name yuz av

You should of seen me yesterday then.

dunt ask

do dey hav nova gtes in spain i mite get 1 thier cos they check if yuz got insurance before yuz leave england and tax un test and licence and if tyres our ok

Oh my God. Nova GT's
You've really just taken a dive in the respectability stakes and that took sum doin

but ma nova as sick trims and and a stripe

Thats what I was afraid of

Nova GTE? Yuz gota fat mota! Respect!

No, dez no novas in spain. Dey col em Corsa's, coz da name nova meens no go, kind'a like dat place you iz livin now mate, innit?

No stress wi' da tires n' tax t'ing... day aint caring 'bout da Brit cars in spain. Jus tellem dat you aint livin here bro' an da cops dey aint giving you stress or nut'n.

tanks bro dats a gr8 elp dude loks like da nova getting traded 4 a corsa respect

Yer slakin DUDE yer spilt it rite.

SOMEWHERE else for you to play.

Uno turbo bruv innit wel wikid milz beterz

Oh dear God no please I cant take this any more. Will you also be putting a very big breakfast bar spoiler on the back, a flamer on the exhaust, and having a sun visor with Seb & Kaz or something on the screen