Thats very kind of you,would i have to wear a tin hat and a bullet proof vest,is the dress formal or evening gown,is naked ok??

P.s i put a simon cowel pic on just for you,on another thread?Why have you took simons pic off your avitar,i liked it.

No got me on that one Matt me old mate,sounds like somebody on drugs in the sixties though,and ime not the clever one....its was ere indoors,bit of a reader she is.....

a bit earlier than the 60's

The Welsh guy asked to have his eyes gouged out so he didn't have read anymore of Matt's poetry - I think.

There is no force in this world
that can rob me of my happiness
for it springs from the embrace of two souls
held together by understanding
and sheltered love

Ken Dodd......I think

They **** you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were ****ed up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.

Oy Matt.....stop Larkin about....

There once was a hermit named Matt,
Who kept a dead whore in his flat.
She was ugly as shit, and missing a tit -
But think of the money he saved!!

well done little Leighbloke, very well done.........for a Northerner

Now thats putting salt in the wound,you know my personal details about my parents and you post this????????In a thread i started.Thanks matt thanks alot. I would kindly ask for you to remove it matt

Have a word!

City are blue
Scummers are red
My beer glass is empty
And so is your head

bye bye!

Im hoping its warm enough by then to be able to chill out in me shorts and t.shirt!

No need for evening gowns Advent, it will hinder you when you go for your donkey ride!