Pool owners
#1
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Do you take any safety precautions when using your pool?
#6
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This reminds me of a track on a Mike Harding record of many years ago
Pool attendant "Get out, you're banned for peeing in the pool"
Boy "but everybody does it"
Pool Attendant "Not from the top diving board, they don't"
Pool attendant "Get out, you're banned for peeing in the pool"
Boy "but everybody does it"
Pool Attendant "Not from the top diving board, they don't"
#7
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Nice to see so many take your life into your own hands, and disregard safety.
Quite obviously
coz it's your pool you couldn't possibly have a heart attack in it
Quite obviously
coz it's your pool you couldn't possibly have a heart attack in it
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Check for aligators,crocodiles and phiranas. If I find any I stay out.
#14
Blimey, if you worry everytime you go in your pool that summat might happen then most of the time you wouldnt, like saying wont learn to drive as I might injure or kill someone, or wont gly as plane might crash, I am more than happy to put on scuba kit and lay on the bottom to cool off, eminently sensible as wont get too much sun on me that way.
Expect hubby might check on me at some point lol, but if you worry about things life is no fun at all lol
Expect hubby might check on me at some point lol, but if you worry about things life is no fun at all lol





