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Jan 30th 2009, 9:15 am

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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt

Well, for a while I did think I had some feelings towards you, but it turned out to be wind.......

I wondered why your face was contorted

Jan 30th 2009, 9:15 am

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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

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Well, for a while I did think I had some feelings towards you, but it turned out to be wind.......

Which quickly turned too disgust no doubt

Jan 30th 2009, 9:16 am

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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

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Which quickly turned too disgust no doubt

..... actually the disgust was more at the beginning, when I thought it might be feelings for her, when it turned out to be noxious fermented gas I will filled with relief.

Jan 30th 2009, 9:17 am

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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

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..... actually the disgust was more at the beginning, when I thought it might be feelings for her, when it turned out to be noxious fermented gas I will filled with relief.

and a rams penis probably

Jan 30th 2009, 9:18 am

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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

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and a rams penis probably

Of course!

Jan 30th 2009, 9:19 am

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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

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and a rams penis probably

Rather that than the feelings anyday

Jan 30th 2009, 5:26 pm

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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

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Of course!

How big are they?

Jan 30th 2009, 5:37 pm

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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

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How big are they?

They?

I know its not normally the case for you but most male mammals only have one penis.........

Jan 30th 2009, 5:43 pm

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They?

I know its not normally the case for you but most male mammals only have one penis.........

how big is it?....<sigh>

Jan 30th 2009, 5:47 pm

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how big is it?....<sigh>

big enough to be felt, not too big to make it uncomfortable.......

Jan 30th 2009, 5:48 pm

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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

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big enough to be felt, not too big to make it uncomfortable.......

thank you for sharing your sordid experiences with us

Jan 30th 2009, 5:49 pm

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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

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big enough to be felt, not too big to make it uncomfortable.......

well what the hell does that mean

...I need details

Jan 30th 2009, 5:49 pm

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thank you for sharing your sordid experiences with us

You think thats sordid I suggest you read no more of my posts as it can get a little over the top at times, especially in TIO........

Jan 30th 2009, 5:53 pm

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well what the hell does that mean

...I need details

OK OK, its absolutely massive, when its in you know it, the pain is excruciating, it brings tears to people miles away, there are cruise missiles that cause less damage, its so huge I am legally bound by state and local law not to be any closer than 14 miles away from virgins and petit women.

Enough detail?

Jan 30th 2009, 5:55 pm

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Re: The Official Off Topic Thread

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Not you!!! ffs....a ram....I don't know why I bother,i really don't