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Mitzyboy Jan 24th 2009 11:38 am

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by El Capitan (Post 7209647)
Bin it mate, how many maps can you buy for that many euros ?

I did think that, but the trouble is she has such a sexy voice :lol:

Been in the Pool yet?

El Capitan Jan 24th 2009 11:56 am

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Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 7209653)
....
Been in the Pool yet?


You must be effin joking there Mitz, even with the solar cover working flat out it is just above brass monkeys and I want many more years of active sex life if you dont mind ;)

leighbloke Jan 24th 2009 12:04 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 7209639)
Ha ha

Yes my wonderful Satnav
I really need something up to date. I just spent €75 getting a map update and now theyve issued an new one a few months after!!! :eek:


Originally Posted by El Capitan (Post 7209647)
Bin it mate, how many maps can you buy for that many euros ?

One at 75 euros, two at 37.5 euro, three at 25 euro, four at 18.75 euro, five at 15 euro, six at 12.5 euro, 7 at 10.71 euro, 8 at 9.38 euro, 9 at 8.13 euro OR ten at 7.5 euro.

Cleri Jan 24th 2009 12:06 pm

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7209735)
One at 75 euros, two at 37.5 euro, three at 25 euro, four at 18.75 euro, five at 15 euro, six at 12.5 euro, 7 at 10.71 euro, 8 at 9.38 euro, 9 at 8.13 euro OR ten at 7.5 euro.

you looked it up didn't you...

leighbloke Jan 24th 2009 12:10 pm

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7209743)
you looked it up didn't you...

No. I'm just a sad twat, that has a primary school level of mathematics capability.

Do you have naked photos of yourself you could PM to me??

El Capitan Jan 24th 2009 12:12 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7209753)
No. I'm just a sad twat.




No comment

Cleri Jan 24th 2009 12:12 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7209753)
No. I'm just a sad twat, that has a primary school level of mathematics capability.

Do you have naked photos of yourself you could PM to me??

Don't you think you've had enough for one night?

leighbloke Jan 24th 2009 12:13 pm

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Originally Posted by El Capitan (Post 7209757)
No comment

Really??

El Capitan Jan 24th 2009 12:14 pm

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p.s. Cleri, if you really want to send a sad twat naked pics of yourself, maybe after dinner I could get the camera out. Or ........... not.

leighbloke Jan 24th 2009 12:14 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7209759)
Don't you think you've had enough for one night?

Probably not, but enough what?

El Capitan Jan 24th 2009 12:15 pm

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Which is the difficult part I wonder ?


No


or


comment



:unsure:

Cleri Jan 24th 2009 12:15 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by El Capitan (Post 7209764)
p.s. Cleri, if you really want to send a sad twat naked pics of yourself, maybe after dinner I could get the camera out. Or ........... not.

Well....where is dinner?...is there champagne involved?

Cleri Jan 24th 2009 12:15 pm

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 7209768)
Probably not, but enough what?

Well....with or without donkeys?

El Capitan Jan 24th 2009 12:16 pm

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Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7209773)
Well....where is dinner?...is there champagne involved?


Dont do that French acid stuff, only cava reserve at my table :thumbup:

Cleri Jan 24th 2009 12:17 pm

Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 

Originally Posted by El Capitan (Post 7209776)
Dont do that French acid stuff, only cava reserve at my table :thumbup:

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:D


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