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British Expats (https://britishexpats.com/forum/)
-   Spain (https://britishexpats.com/forum/spain-75/)
-   -   The Official Off Topic Thread (https://britishexpats.com/forum/spain-75/official-off-topic-thread-584592/)

rugbymatt Jan 22nd 2009 4:36 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7200208)
Matt,could you go and show Hetty yer arse (Portugal).......don't ask me any questions...I'm just the messenger :huh:
what do you want NOW woman!?

Cleri Jan 22nd 2009 4:37 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7201011)
what do you want NOW woman!?
Not me....

rugbymatt Jan 22nd 2009 4:39 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7201017)
Not me....
Yeah you do!

Cleri Jan 22nd 2009 4:40 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7201025)
Yeah you do!
It's nothing to do with me if hett has an obsession about your arse,now is it???...I've tried to talk some sense into her....god I've tried..

Cassie 10000 Jan 22nd 2009 4:41 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
This thread has gone on longer than I though it would :p

Cleri, I think you have competition.

rugbymatt Jan 22nd 2009 4:43 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7201032)
It's nothing to do with me if hett has an obsession about your arse,now is it???...I've tried to talk some sense into her....god I've tried..
You see, all I heard there was...... "Matt I want, no need your throbbing manhood inside my lovebox now, and for evermore, if I don't get it I shall simply explode!

Cleri Jan 22nd 2009 4:47 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7201051)
You see, all I heard there was...... "Matt I want, no need your throbbing manhood inside my lovebox now, and for evermore, if I don't get it I shall simply explode!
Well there is that aswell...obviously,but don't you think Hetty's needs come before mine?

Sam Greenfield Jan 22nd 2009 4:48 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7201051)
You see, all I heard there was...... "Matt I want, no need your throbbing manhood inside my lovebox now, and for evermore, if I don't get it I shall simply explode!
OMG PMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

rugbymatt Jan 22nd 2009 4:50 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7201074)
Well there is that aswell...obviously,but don't you think Hetty's needs come before mine?
If I knew who Hetty was I would slap her arse on the way past too love!

Cleri Jan 22nd 2009 4:51 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7201091)
If I knew who Hetty was I would slap her arse on the way past too love!
You are so smooth...no wonder women drop at your feet...

rugbymatt Jan 22nd 2009 4:53 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Cleri (Post 7201101)
You are so smooth...no wonder women drop at your feet...
Not bad eh?

Hettyb Jan 22nd 2009 4:54 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7201091)
If I knew who Hetty was I would slap her arse on the way past too love!
Nice to meet you.
:sneaky:

Cleri Jan 22nd 2009 4:56 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 7201117)
Not bad eh?
I think you have been having lessons....little chats with Conf maybe?...can't be LB,he's as subtle as a sledgehammer....wait a minute..

Cleri Jan 22nd 2009 4:56 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Hettyb (Post 7201121)
Nice to meet you.
:sneaky:
:rofl:.......TART!!!

rugbymatt Jan 22nd 2009 4:57 am
Re: The Official Off Topic Thread
 
Originally Posted by Hettyb (Post 7201121)
Nice to meet you.
:sneaky:
Hello my little lovely, I hear you like a bit of arse loving........


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