Well, after a long weekend with the kids off school last Thursday / Friday, there is nothing we like better than a relaxing Sunday night in front of the goggle box.

With only the Internet and Polish TV available on our satellite, Mrs Twyntub spotted the 'bargain bin' at Euroski - DVDs from just a euro - American 'B' movies - all of them with English soundtracks. "Hey, at that price", she said, "...they'd make great stocking fillers for Christmas!"

We didn't spot the small print: No recomendada para menores de 18 años.

I sort through the bargain bin with gusto - loading DVD after DVD into the trolley, mentally ticking off the Christmas list. Auntie Pam, Uncle Michael, blimey - we've even got a few left over for the people we try to avoid at Christmas!

Anyway, a little later back at home, kids finally in bed, we discover the truth. We have just bought the worlds biggest private collection of American soft porn known to man.

I thought the checkout girl was giving us funny looks.

I bet Auntie Pam and Uncle Michael will be pleased with their stocking filler

Imagine their faces!!!!
Luv Eve
xx

Maybe you could sell them on a car boot and get your money back

Aren't you glad you actually checked them before Christmas!!!????

Fija-te!!

We have discussed this at length. It would be grossly unfair of us, on the grounds of taste and decency, to attempt to release these items back into general circulation.

Plus, there's nothing else on our telly...

Tonight's viewing sounds fun. Purely for academic research purposes, of course. We'll report our findings tomorrow

Becareful theres no more little twytubs keeping you awake at night in 9 months time

Good one.

Rosemary