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leighbloke May 19th 2008 7:24 am
NEWSFLASH!!
 
All sperm banks in Surrey will be closed this week due to the fact that all wa----rs will be in Moscow.

Same Difference May 19th 2008 8:10 am
Re: NEWSFLASH!!
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6367961)
All sperm banks in Surrey will be closed this week due to the fact that all wa----rs will be in Moscow.
:lol::lol:

rugbymatt May 19th 2008 8:23 am
Re: NEWSFLASH!!
 
Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6367961)
All sperm banks in Surrey will be closed this week due to the fact that all wa----rs will be in Moscow.
I was about to say that jealousy doesn't become you, but............................I don't care, because we are in the Champions league final and you, my sad, sad friend..................ARE NOT!

Spanish John May 19th 2008 9:51 am
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So does that mean Leighbloke is from Surrey......?

rugbymatt May 19th 2008 9:55 am
Re: NEWSFLASH!!
 
Originally Posted by Spanish John (Post 6368525)
It`s an obvious case of City it.....sorry Shitty itus!......pretend Manc....;)
ah, some more Scum............sorry, Manure fans, just what BE needs......

Spanish John May 19th 2008 9:59 am
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I`ll speak to you on Thursday....RugbySh**te.....

rugbymatt May 19th 2008 10:03 am
Re: NEWSFLASH!!
 
Originally Posted by Spanish John (Post 6368553)
I`ll speak to you on Thursday....RugbySh**te.....
Would you like to make a little wager?

Spanish John May 19th 2008 10:07 am
Re: NEWSFLASH!!
 
Yea.....if we lose....you actually move to Spain.

rugbymatt May 19th 2008 10:10 am
Re: NEWSFLASH!!
 
Originally Posted by Spanish John (Post 6368579)
Yea.....if we lose....you actually move to Spain.
Oh bless you, you have moved to Spain after a dull life in the Lakes, and you think you are Mr adventurous eh?!


How about if we win you phuckough from this site?

Sounds much better!!!!!

Spanish John May 19th 2008 10:15 am
Re: NEWSFLASH!!
 
Ah....so you live in England and your an expat wanna be...ha ha ha ha.....:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Spanish John May 19th 2008 10:18 am
Re: NEWSFLASH!!
 
Don`t like being threatened behind your comfy little computer eh?you and one or two others?....

leighbloke May 19th 2008 10:19 am
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Originally Posted by Spanish John (Post 6368579)
Yea.....if we lose....you actually move to Spain.
You're a scummer, I confused you with a Toffee on the poll, you're a bigger tosser than I originally thought!!

I tell you, that takes some doing.

rugbymatt May 19th 2008 10:21 am
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Originally Posted by Spanish John (Post 6368598)
Ah....so you live in England and your an expat wanna be...ha ha ha ha.....:rofl::rofl::rofl:
I have lived in England for about 9 years of my 35........I was born in Iran, raised in the Middle east, I lived in Spain, among other countries for years.............


and you had the Lakes.............


Bless, have another drink.

leighbloke May 19th 2008 10:21 am
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Originally Posted by Spanish John (Post 6368606)
Don`t like being threatened behind your comfy little computer eh?you and one or two others?....
Hey, I'm scared about my previous post now - pweeeze don't threaten me too.

rugbymatt May 19th 2008 10:22 am
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Originally Posted by Spanish John (Post 6368606)
Don`t like being threatened behind your comfy little computer eh?you and one or two others?....
does this post ACTUALLY make any sense to anyone else?

leighbloke May 19th 2008 10:23 am
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6368617)
does this post ACTUALLY make any sense to anyone else?
I think he is suggesting you're a nobber - He seems a bright guy?

rugbymatt May 19th 2008 10:25 am
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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6368620)
I think he is suggesting you're a nobber - He seems a bright guy?
me and a couple of others..........I think he means you too.............


you might be right, he may well be a genius in disguise!

leighbloke May 19th 2008 10:27 am
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6368624)
me and a couple of others..........I think he means you too.............


you might be right, he may well be a genius in disguise!
Nah!! he can't mean me - I'm luverly.

He is vary good at this disguise stuff - I really had him down as a bit of a numpty - with not a clue about football.

rugbymatt May 19th 2008 10:30 am
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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6368630)
Nah!! he can't mean me - I'm luverly.

He is vary good at this disguise stuff - I really had him down as a bit of a numpty - with not a clue about football.
don't think he has mentioned footie yet..............



he was nice enough to call me rugbyshite, although it doesn't really rhyme or look like anything does it?

leighbloke May 19th 2008 10:33 am
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6368635)
don't think he has mentioned footie yet..............



he was nice enough to call me rugbyshite, although it doesn't really rhyme or look like anything does it?
No he's not a poet

Gaymatt ?

Rugbypratt ?

Has he gone, to bed ? snuggled up under his Ronaldo duvet, in his MUFC jimjams do you think?

XTreme May 19th 2008 10:34 am
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Anybody here in the market for a top notch website? :unsure:

rugbymatt May 19th 2008 10:34 am
Re: NEWSFLASH!!
 
Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 6368642)
Anybody here in the market for a top notch website? :unsure:
BLATANT SPAMMING!!!!

Spanish John May 19th 2008 10:35 am
Re: NEWSFLASH!!
 
Sorry for the pause....wer`e sitting on the patio overlooking the pool and the Med having a few drinks with friends,it`s 24 degrees and a bit too warm to sit inside at 23.30pm....Iv`e had my fun....see you Thursday Matt(is that the same as dull paint?)

leighbloke May 19th 2008 10:35 am
Re: NEWSFLASH!!
 
Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 6368642)
Anybody here in the market for a top notch website? :unsure:
Do you know anyone who could provide such a service?

leighbloke May 19th 2008 10:37 am
Re: NEWSFLASH!!
 
Originally Posted by Spanish John (Post 6368644)
Sorry for the pause....wer`e sitting on the patio overlooking the pool and the Med having a few drinks with friends,it`s 24 degrees and a bit too warm to sit inside at 23.30pm....Iv`e had my fun....see you Thursday Matt(is that the same as dull paint?)
Till that bit in red I was believing you. Shame you can't afford air con, so you can go inside.

rugbymatt May 19th 2008 10:38 am
Re: NEWSFLASH!!
 
Originally Posted by Spanish John (Post 6368644)
Sorry for the pause....wer`e sitting on the patio overlooking the pool and the Med having a few drinks with friends,it`s 24 degrees and a bit too warm to sit inside at 23.30pm....Iv`e had my fun....see you Thursday Matt(is that the same as dull paint?)
I read that as.........


I am sitting in my one bed piso, with a tiny square window, sat on four cusions just so I can hear the distant hum of the motorway, while sipping a warm Bacardi Breezer, alone because I'm such a knob no one likes me in Spain, and eating a marmite and baked bean sandwich................
Thanks for the "fun" knobcheese.............

XTreme May 19th 2008 10:39 am
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Originally Posted by Spanish John (Post 6368644)
Sorry for the pause....wer`e sitting on the patio overlooking the pool and the Med having a few drinks with friends,
You want a nice donkey you do!

rugbymatt May 19th 2008 10:41 am
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Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 6368657)
You want a nice donkey you do!
everyone needs a nice donkey to snuggle up to Pete!

leighbloke May 19th 2008 10:43 am
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Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 6368657)
You want a nice donkey you do!
I can actually hear that in a welsh accent.

rugbymatt May 19th 2008 10:44 am
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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6368672)
I can actually hear that in a welsh accent.
Nah, it would have been a sheep if it was in a Welsh accent....

DebsyW May 19th 2008 10:46 am
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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6368672)
I can actually hear that in a welsh accent.
So can I!!! Can you do that too LB???

leighbloke May 19th 2008 10:47 am
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6368677)
Nah, it would have been a sheep if it was in a Welsh accent....
Maybe Pete is a taker?

rugbymatt May 19th 2008 10:49 am
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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6368685)
Maybe Pete is a taker?
hence the donkeys.............I like your thinking.

leighbloke May 19th 2008 10:50 am
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6368693)
hence the donkeys.............I like your thinking.
Well he was brought up on leeks?

Same Difference May 19th 2008 11:50 am
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Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 6368642)
Anybody here in the market for a top notch website? :unsure:
:lol:

You are at it again! :rofl:

rugbymatt May 19th 2008 7:08 pm
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I hope John is Ok, its just that I got this picture sent to me from a friend who lives near him who was walking back through the backstreet's and he was a little worried about the man.....

Grebo May 20th 2008 3:23 am
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http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h1...ns/handbag.gif


This is great carry on!
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h1...winesmiley.gif

Lionda May 20th 2008 8:27 am
Re: NEWSFLASH!!
 
Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6368612)
I have lived in England for about 9 years of my 35........I was born in Iran, raised in the Middle east, I lived in Spain, among other countries for years.............


and you had the Lakes.............


Bless, have another drink.
Hey ........ that's brilliant, such diversity, you must have seen so many different ways of life - and you have chosen Spain :confused: Spain must have made an impression on you :cool:

rugbymatt May 20th 2008 8:29 am
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Originally Posted by Lionda (Post 6372441)
Hey ........ that's brilliant, such diversity, you must have seen so many different ways of life - and you have chosen Spain :confused: Spain must have made an impression on you :cool:
chosen Spain for now.....

Lionda May 20th 2008 8:31 am
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Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 6368642)
Anybody here in the market for a top notch website? :unsure:
Only if it's for free :D


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