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leighbloke May 19th 2008 7:24 am

NEWSFLASH!!
 
All sperm banks in Surrey will be closed this week due to the fact that all wa----rs will be in Moscow.

Same Difference May 19th 2008 8:10 am

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6367961)
All sperm banks in Surrey will be closed this week due to the fact that all wa----rs will be in Moscow.

:lol::lol:

rugbymatt May 19th 2008 8:23 am

Re: NEWSFLASH!!
 

Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 6367961)
All sperm banks in Surrey will be closed this week due to the fact that all wa----rs will be in Moscow.

I was about to say that jealousy doesn't become you, but............................I don't care, because we are in the Champions league final and you, my sad, sad friend..................ARE NOT!

Spanish John May 19th 2008 9:51 am

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So does that mean Leighbloke is from Surrey......?

rugbymatt May 19th 2008 9:55 am

Re: NEWSFLASH!!
 

Originally Posted by Spanish John (Post 6368525)
It`s an obvious case of City it.....sorry Shitty itus!......pretend Manc....;)

ah, some more Scum............sorry, Manure fans, just what BE needs......

Spanish John May 19th 2008 9:59 am

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I`ll speak to you on Thursday....RugbySh**te.....

rugbymatt May 19th 2008 10:03 am

Re: NEWSFLASH!!
 

Originally Posted by Spanish John (Post 6368553)
I`ll speak to you on Thursday....RugbySh**te.....

Would you like to make a little wager?

Spanish John May 19th 2008 10:07 am

Re: NEWSFLASH!!
 
Yea.....if we lose....you actually move to Spain.

rugbymatt May 19th 2008 10:10 am

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Originally Posted by Spanish John (Post 6368579)
Yea.....if we lose....you actually move to Spain.

Oh bless you, you have moved to Spain after a dull life in the Lakes, and you think you are Mr adventurous eh?!


How about if we win you phuckough from this site?

Sounds much better!!!!!

Spanish John May 19th 2008 10:15 am

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Ah....so you live in England and your an expat wanna be...ha ha ha ha.....:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Spanish John May 19th 2008 10:18 am

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Don`t like being threatened behind your comfy little computer eh?you and one or two others?....

leighbloke May 19th 2008 10:19 am

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Originally Posted by Spanish John (Post 6368579)
Yea.....if we lose....you actually move to Spain.

You're a scummer, I confused you with a Toffee on the poll, you're a bigger tosser than I originally thought!!

I tell you, that takes some doing.

rugbymatt May 19th 2008 10:21 am

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Originally Posted by Spanish John (Post 6368598)
Ah....so you live in England and your an expat wanna be...ha ha ha ha.....:rofl::rofl::rofl:

I have lived in England for about 9 years of my 35........I was born in Iran, raised in the Middle east, I lived in Spain, among other countries for years.............


and you had the Lakes.............


Bless, have another drink.

leighbloke May 19th 2008 10:21 am

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Originally Posted by Spanish John (Post 6368606)
Don`t like being threatened behind your comfy little computer eh?you and one or two others?....

Hey, I'm scared about my previous post now - pweeeze don't threaten me too.

rugbymatt May 19th 2008 10:22 am

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Originally Posted by Spanish John (Post 6368606)
Don`t like being threatened behind your comfy little computer eh?you and one or two others?....

does this post ACTUALLY make any sense to anyone else?


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