Lynnxa!!!!
Sep 2nd 2007, 10:36 am
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Lynnxa!!!!
If you don't come back soon I am going to stamp and stamp my foot until I cant stamp any more then throw myself on the floor and and yell and scream!!
Sep 2nd 2007, 10:38 am
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Re: Lynnxa!!!!
She hasnt been on since the meet! Perhaps they burried her under the terrace 
Sep 2nd 2007, 11:12 am
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Sep 2nd 2007, 12:09 pm
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Re: Lynnxa!!!!
HELL....they have sussed you and Mitzy out..........so that is why you are both in UK at the moment.
The Oddities are of course totally innocent as the only thing they are guilty of is being weird, strange, odd and whatever else you can come up with.
Rosemary
The Oddities are of course totally innocent as the only thing they are guilty of is being weird, strange, odd and whatever else you can come up with.
Rosemary
Sep 2nd 2007, 1:38 pm
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Re: Lynnxa!!!!
Well I am going to say it has something to do with the hobos who "joined" us under the palm trees, wanting revenge as Mr Lynnxa declined their request to share his orange juice.
Sep 2nd 2007, 3:26 pm
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Re: Lynnxa!!!!
Rosemary
Sep 2nd 2007, 3:41 pm
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Re: Lynnxa!!!!
Mmmm, have you not seen my note to Martha which categorically states that "I am skint"?
Sep 2nd 2007, 6:07 pm
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Re: Lynnxa!!!!
Now guys..... stop trying to cover up what you have done....... just tell us where she is 
Sep 2nd 2007, 7:00 pm
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Re: Lynnxa!!!!
I am sorry to report to you guys that, having made extensive enquiries, I have managed to trace Lynn. Rumour has it that she left the beach at Javea in a less than sober state and performed her partypiece of naked moonwalking throughout the streets of Javea.
Despite numerous attempts by the passing guardia, she flatly refused to don her clothes and behave. She has been incarcerated ever since. She awaits trial...when she finally sobers up.
A very discreet private dick (no comments please!!) I have hired (at great expense, I may add) has managed to obtain the following picture of our Lynnxa....
Perhaps we should start a petition for her release???
Despite numerous attempts by the passing guardia, she flatly refused to don her clothes and behave. She has been incarcerated ever since. She awaits trial...when she finally sobers up.
A very discreet private dick (no comments please!!) I have hired (at great expense, I may add) has managed to obtain the following picture of our Lynnxa....
Perhaps we should start a petition for her release???
Last edited by Cornish maid; Sep 2nd 2007 at 7:01 pm. Reason: typo's!!
Sep 7th 2007, 3:17 pm
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Re: Lynnxa!!!!
telecrapica reckon nothing is wrong, although they admit that none of us are able to get online!!
we have been in touch with a satellite provider in the hope that that will solve the problems we have had in the last few years
Sep 7th 2007, 3:20 pm
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Re: Lynnxa!!!!
I am sorry to report to you guys that, having made extensive enquiries, I have managed to trace Lynn. Rumour has it that she left the beach at Javea in a less than sober state and performed her partypiece of naked moonwalking throughout the streets of Javea.
Despite numerous attempts by the passing guardia, she flatly refused to don her clothes and behave. She has been incarcerated ever since. She awaits trial...when she finally sobers up.
A very discreet private dick (no comments please!!) I have hired (at great expense, I may add) has managed to obtain the following picture of our Lynnxa....
Perhaps we should start a petition for her release???
Despite numerous attempts by the passing guardia, she flatly refused to don her clothes and behave. She has been incarcerated ever since. She awaits trial...when she finally sobers up.
A very discreet private dick (no comments please!!) I have hired (at great expense, I may add) has managed to obtain the following picture of our Lynnxa....
Perhaps we should start a petition for her release???
you missed a very pleasant afternoon/evening
Sep 7th 2007, 3:38 pm
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Re: Lynnxa!!!!
HOOORAY SHES BACK!!!!