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rugbymatt Sep 1st 2007 10:36 pm

Lynnxa!!!!
 
If you don't come back soon I am going to stamp and stamp my foot until I cant stamp any more then throw myself on the floor and and yell and scream!!

Pam Sarky Sep 1st 2007 10:38 pm

Re: Lynnxa!!!!
 
She hasnt been on since the meet! Perhaps they burried her under the terrace :eek:

Bigbhudda69 Sep 1st 2007 10:44 pm

Re: Lynnxa!!!!
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5263306)
If you don't come back soon I am going to stamp and stamp my foot until I cant stamp any more then throw myself on the floor and and yell and scream!!


What's new....;)

montgomail Sep 1st 2007 11:02 pm

Re: Lynnxa!!!!
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5263306)
If you don't come back soon I am going to stamp and stamp my foot until I cant stamp any more then throw myself on the floor and and yell and scream!!

.... til you make yourself sick. :lol:

montgomail Sep 1st 2007 11:03 pm

Re: Lynnxa!!!!
 

Originally Posted by Pam Sarky (Post 5263310)
She hasnt been on since the meet! Perhaps they burried her under the terrace :eek:

Am expecting a visit from the Guardia any day now.:ohmy:

rugbymatt Sep 1st 2007 11:12 pm

Re: Lynnxa!!!!
 

Originally Posted by Bigbhudda69 (Post 5263325)
What's new....;)

Hmmm

Rosemary Sep 2nd 2007 12:09 am

Re: Lynnxa!!!!
 

Originally Posted by montgomail (Post 5263383)
Am expecting a visit from the Guardia any day now.:ohmy:

HELL....they have sussed you and Mitzy out..........so that is why you are both in UK at the moment.

The Oddities are of course totally innocent as the only thing they are guilty of is being weird, strange, odd and whatever else you can come up with.

Rosemary

montgomail Sep 2nd 2007 1:38 am

Re: Lynnxa!!!!
 

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 5263552)
HELL....they have sussed you and Mitzy out..........so that is why you are both in UK at the moment.

The Oddities are of course totally innocent as the only thing they are guilty of is being weird, strange, odd and whatever else you can come up with.

Rosemary

Well I am going to say it has something to do with the hobos who "joined" us under the palm trees, wanting revenge as Mr Lynnxa declined their request to share his orange juice.

Rosemary Sep 2nd 2007 3:26 am

Re: Lynnxa!!!!
 

Originally Posted by montgomail (Post 5263788)
Well I am going to say it has something to do with the hobos who "joined" us under the palm trees, wanting revenge as Mr Lynnxa declined their request to share his orange juice.

If you need to call up witnesses our memories are not too reliable due to our age but think that with a bit or financial lubrication we may be able to recall this occurring.

Rosemary

montgomail Sep 2nd 2007 3:41 am

Re: Lynnxa!!!!
 

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 5264038)
If you need to call up witnesses our memories are not too reliable due to our age but think that with a bit or financial lubrication we may be able to recall this occurring.

Rosemary

Mmmm, have you not seen my note to Martha which categorically states that "I am skint"?

Pam Sarky Sep 2nd 2007 6:07 am

Re: Lynnxa!!!!
 
Now guys..... stop trying to cover up what you have done....... just tell us where she is ;)

Cornish maid Sep 2nd 2007 7:00 am

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I am sorry to report to you guys that, having made extensive enquiries, I have managed to trace Lynn. Rumour has it that she left the beach at Javea in a less than sober state and performed her partypiece of naked moonwalking throughout the streets of Javea.

Despite numerous attempts by the passing guardia, she flatly refused to don her clothes and behave. She has been incarcerated ever since. She awaits trial...when she finally sobers up.

A very discreet private dick (no comments please!!) I have hired (at great expense, I may add) has managed to obtain the following picture of our Lynnxa....

Perhaps we should start a petition for her release???

lynnxa Sep 7th 2007 3:17 am

Re: Lynnxa!!!!
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 5263306)
If you don't come back soon I am going to stamp and stamp my foot until I cant stamp any more then throw myself on the floor and and yell and scream!!

I'm still working on it!!

telecrapica reckon nothing is wrong, although they admit that none of us are able to get online!!:confused::eek:


we have been in touch with a satellite provider in the hope that that will solve the problems we have had in the last few years

lynnxa Sep 7th 2007 3:20 am

Re: Lynnxa!!!!
 

Originally Posted by Cornish maid (Post 5264606)
I am sorry to report to you guys that, having made extensive enquiries, I have managed to trace Lynn. Rumour has it that she left the beach at Javea in a less than sober state and performed her partypiece of naked moonwalking throughout the streets of Javea.

Despite numerous attempts by the passing guardia, she flatly refused to don her clothes and behave. She has been incarcerated ever since. She awaits trial...when she finally sobers up.

A very discreet private dick (no comments please!!) I have hired (at great expense, I may add) has managed to obtain the following picture of our Lynnxa....

Perhaps we should start a petition for her release???

I was not pissed!


you missed a very pleasant afternoon/evening

silverchick Sep 7th 2007 3:38 am

Re: Lynnxa!!!!
 
HOOORAY SHES BACK!!!!:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:


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