Right, hi. So.....erm....what´s this thread about then?

Lol I think Rugbymatt just wants to say hi to you

YOU!!

I guess noone else will speak to him tonight then. Who´s he been upsetting?

No-one that I know of.

So come on then tell us a bit about yourself as the thread is about you

Well, Annie & I are just about to snuggle up in bed together...but I guess you don´t want to hear too much about that.

Nnnooooooo thankyou

Actually I downloaded....er, I mean bought the Shawshank Redemption today and we´re about to watch it in bed. Seen it? Any good?

Never heard of it! I was going to watch big brother but I cant be doing with those screaming twins so am giving it a miss.

Brilliant film mate

Good. Well I´m off to watch it then. You´ll just have to play with Ms Parky tonight. Nudge nudge wink wink.

enjoy

I`m off to bed too, hope Mitzy comes Matt.

now I'm really bored!!

Oh dear. Looks like Mr R Matt is a billy no mates tonight. Nobody wants to play.

By the way, I´ve decided that from now on I´m going to call you Pam Sarky. I think it suits your personality much better.