Originally Posted by leighbloke

So we've got Matt the cowboy, you the Army boy, Ray(?) the Red Indian - it really is like the village people reunion.

Originally Posted by leighbloke

Ohh and won't you love that, do you want a piece of me Army boy??

I imagine thats something like basic training in the forces then?? You and all your mates on night time manouveres?

"Join the Army - and feel a man" Yeah - up your poop chute!!

So we've got Matt the cowboy, you the Army boy, Ray(?) the Red Indian - it really is like the village people reunion.

Originally Posted by derbyflan

We'll just need you to bring your KY and Gimp mask and we're sorted.

Originally Posted by Cornish maid

Having just caught up with posts, I feel I have missed something pretty momentous here

Hope your piles are feeling a little less sore now Leighbloke!

Originally Posted by leighbloke

???? The only piles I have is piles of money in the bank - in fact off to Jersey next week to see how it's doing.

Think you must be confusing my bottom with DF's & Matt's?

Originally Posted by Cornish maid

Oh! Do apologise! I thought you were having a new treatment for the cure of haemmoroids!!
DF and Matt seemed to have the solution for you!

Originally Posted by leighbloke

No you are very much mistaken, the "the tailgunner twins" were on the prowl for a virgin furrow to plough, with hindsight I think they've been grooming me for a few months.

Originally Posted by derbyflan

I've seen your picture. Grooming is indeed what you need. Although not in the pervy sense.

Originally Posted by leighbloke

Loving your sig!!! From despair to boundless optimism in 90 mins eh??

Originally Posted by derbyflan

Gotta be postive mate

Arsenal away next. Piece of p!$$