Rosemary....you must have stayed at Angel's then? Did you meet the legendary Karencave....what a dreadful woman she is!
She wouldn't even let me use her swimming pool cos she said I'd urinate in it!
And don't tell me you drooled over Angel like all the other Brit women here do? Particularly Karen....it's bloody embarrassing I can tell you! They fawn around him like schoolgirls with a crush.....and all they want to do is hit me!

Hi Im Karen,
Yes I did meet Rosemary and her husband (very nice people) and will pass on all comments to Angel regarding the caves. Regarding the pool Extreme.......if they all saw you they wouldnt let you in the garden never mind the pool - contamination or what
Only just found this site it seems really good.
We did have a local forum, but its gone!!! We miss it, so heres to many postings on here.

Ban this woman immediately!

Angel is a lovely man and I am far to old to drool over him but knock a few years off my age and I would be fighting all the rest of the women for him. Karen was helpful and friendly and I wish I had the opportunity of getting to know her but there are too many kms between us.

I believe that Karen is an excellent judge of character so if she is banning you from the pool I suspect that she has darned good reasons!!!!!!!!!!

Rosemary

Did not realise that you were not already a member of BE......welcome to the site. Just a bit of advice for you .....totally ignore a certain faction of posters.....I think that you will have a good idea of the type that I mean.

Nice to have met you and thanks for your promise to give Angel our comments as I think it is important that he is made aware. Give him our regards.

Rosemary

Karencave is that certain faction of poster.....she's banned for life from Expat Fiasco you know!

YOU KNOW!!! Glad you didnt meet Extreme it would have put you off for life!
If I didnt love my cave so much then I would move just to get away from him
Wish you had have had time to pop and see my cave though, its not dark at all, as we have lots of windows at the front.xx

I think that was me, but in my defence it is a very small patio with 2 loungers on it and the astroturf is around those all the rest is still original rustic spanish concrete

Bob....you old nobber....I guessed I'd draw you in with that!
Did you hear that The Spanish Inquisition was allegedly locked in her bedroom with a goat?
She turned up here at 10pm the night before last looking for a lost dog....that dissappeared 4 days earlier. I sent her to HuescarServices as apparently they handle all such matters!

Had a really lucky escape by the sound of it, mind you I did look around corners to make sure that it was safe to proceed. Stay in your cave and be happy, there is no reason for you to be the one to move. Surely there is a little island somewhere that he could live on --------with no way of communicating with the world of course.

Rosemary

It sounds like we are on the same wavelength , that would be my idea of utopia. Only problem I could forsee would be his computor is welded to his side, so to part him from that we would have to operate - are you up for that Baggsy the scalpel.

I'm the voice of reason in a town full of idiots you know!

If you are the one with the scalpel I would be the one knocking him out and keeping him out while you do the deed..........yes I am sure that I could do that!!!!

Mind you I did say an island with no way of communicating so why should we put ourselves so close to him and suffer the sight during the operation because his computer would be useless without electricity and the ability to link up to the internet.

But I guess that this would spoil your fun so we should go ahead with the operation so that you can have the pleasure of making the all important incision. Of course......if we do not operate we would be running the risk of him leaving the island and gettting linked up. Hummmmmmm yes MUST OPERATE.

Rosemary

Damn crazy Brit women always want to kill me! Who's going to rescue the animals if I wasn't here?