Originally Posted by busters mum

Went to do a mid-clean this morning, it rained Friday, woman in apartment said when it rained i got all black stuff on my washing.
Pointed out to her the bbq next to her washing !!! Bless

Originally Posted by poolboy

very interesting thread & glad to hear it isn´t just me that is a magnet for the occasional idiot.

My favourite call was - client - ´hello, we are lost in the car´,
me ´any chance of being a bit more specific, Spain is a big country, are you in France? ´
Client - ´we are in the mountains & can´t see the sea´
Me - ´well that must limit it to 90% of Spain´

In the end I got them to stop & give their phone to a service station attendant who was a bit surprised when I asked him where he was! They were,´t actually that far away but no map, went dark, screaming kids.

I could quite easily write a book on stupid phone calls from a small minority, majority are fine & cool. Odd 1 is a walking liability.

Good luck with the venture, don´t let me put you off.