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.......of being incapable of taking a dump without asking advice on the Internet.......I have a problem!

Basically, I can't go in a cafe bar without getting an unsightly erection as soon I see some Senoritas! :eek:

So I'm permanently stuck in the seat till only the ugly women are left in the bar.

It's no joke sitting in a cafe for 8 hours looking at the same cup of coffee......so what can I do? :unsure:

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Take SD with you at all times...... that should sort it. :rofl::rofl:

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Will she lend a hand? :unsure:

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You dirty old man! :lol:

Get a grip and sort yourself out! :lol:

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I am getting sick of all this inane drivel on here, please can we be boring arse fools and stick to topics that die after 5 posts and leave people wanting a little more than just the dull shite that it usually is on here!


Sorry, rant over.

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Me and you are in the shit mate! :lol:

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good, maybe I will get banned, then I can re register and be an obnoxious prick!

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No change there then! :lol:

























Only joking!

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Its getting silly, its almost like people are using the FORUM!! as a way to meet, mix and interact with other people!

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SD i cant imagine you being in trouble at all :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: and Matt never :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Ah take no notice they will soon get over it and want to become introverts again!

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We are in big big trouble...........glad Mitzy told us off and not Jdr, cos he is scarey! :lol:

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Bloody ell - yeh i know what you mean ;) What you both been upto or are you under caution :rofl:

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Read the tyre thread that Mitzy started.........miserable buggers. We dragged El Captain into it as well........hope he isnt too traumatised after his first bollocking! :lol:

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Oooooooops :rofl: i think its time for another poll on who hijackes the most ;) :p :rofl:

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Dont need to........Matt won the last one and he would win the next one! :lol:

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: do you not think your in enough trouble today :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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He knows I am right! :rofl::rofl:

Are you on messenger?

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Yeh

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Ere dont start on me :D

Its just that Siesta time was started for chat, making friends, interact etc etc, but what has happened of recent is nearly every thread on the main forum ends up in chat as well and the important content gets completely lost in it all.

Now you all know I'm not a kiljoy by any means and am prone to the odd attack of drivel, but when people start posting that they are going to other forums because of it, then you have to ask the question dont you.

So its not about being a spoilsport, its about the forum being a good information point and also a place to meet and make friends ........ but in the right places ;):). Theres always room for levity in the main forum, its just when it turns into 4 or 5 pages of chat then anyone trying to sort out the useful info is more or less lost!

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That tyre thread was a right let down.....some egos got deflated on that one! And it looks like they're keeping the pressure up too!

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You have attitudes for the porno. I omen you a great future

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Hey Pete...........nudge nudge, wink wink! :lol:

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I'm the man with his finger on the pulse SOS!

If you want to know what's going down in Spain then you need to speak to me!

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You did a post the other day in perfect English ..... what happened there then?

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I hate to say I told you so......but....

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Babelfish crashed!

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I am just telling Sam what you told me earlier!

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:lol:

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You're telling her that I want to give her one as well? Say it ain't so! :unsure:

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She is seriously thinking of coming to the meet now.........I mean, how can she possibly refuse that offer! :lol:

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:wub: :wub: :wub: OMG Mitz - do you know how much we all love you :wub: :wub: :wub:

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Who is "we"?

I am deeply hurt by the first ever bollocking I have had :(

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:wub: :wub: :wub:

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I don't remember to have put a post. In fact, I never put it. But some day I will put it

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I want the cave with the big four poster bed in it now........................:rofl:

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... and that has NEVER been done before has it ! :sneaky: ;)

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When will you people listen to me!!??

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Some of us do!












When we`ve little else to do :D

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Ahem!


I offered some advice on who to talk to, you just waffled!