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Old May 15th 2008, 2:55 pm
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.......of being incapable of taking a dump without asking advice on the Internet.......I have a problem!

Basically, I can't go in a cafe bar without getting an unsightly erection as soon I see some Senoritas!

So I'm permanently stuck in the seat till only the ugly women are left in the bar.

It's no joke sitting in a cafe for 8 hours looking at the same cup of coffee......so what can I do?
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.......of being incapable of taking a dump without asking advice on the Internet.......I have a problem!

Basically, I can't go in a cafe bar without getting an unsightly erection as soon I see some Senoritas!

So I'm permanently stuck in the seat till only the ugly women are left in the bar.

It's no joke sitting in a cafe for 8 hours looking at the same cup of coffee......so what can I do?
Take SD with you at all times...... that should sort it.
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Old May 15th 2008, 3:22 pm
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Take SD with you at all times...... that should sort it.
Will she lend a hand?
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Originally Posted by XTreme
.......of being incapable of taking a dump without asking advice on the Internet.......I have a problem!

Basically, I can't go in a cafe bar without getting an unsightly erection as soon I see some Senoritas!

So I'm permanently stuck in the seat till only the ugly women are left in the bar.

It's no joke sitting in a cafe for 8 hours looking at the same cup of coffee......so what can I do?


You dirty old man!

Get a grip and sort yourself out!
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I am getting sick of all this inane drivel on here, please can we be boring arse fools and stick to topics that die after 5 posts and leave people wanting a little more than just the dull shite that it usually is on here!


Sorry, rant over.
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I am getting sick of all this inane drivel on here, please can we be boring arse fools and stick to topics that die after 5 posts and leave people wanting a little more than just the dull shite that it usually is on here!


Sorry, rant over.
Me and you are in the shit mate!
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Me and you are in the shit mate!
good, maybe I will get banned, then I can re register and be an obnoxious prick!
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt
good, maybe I will get banned, then I can re register and be an obnoxious prick!
No change there then!

























Only joking!
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No change there then!



Only joking!
Its getting silly, its almost like people are using the FORUM!! as a way to meet, mix and interact with other people!
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Old May 15th 2008, 4:48 pm
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Me and you are in the shit mate!
SD i cant imagine you being in trouble at all and Matt never
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Originally Posted by rugbymatt
Its getting silly, its almost like people are using the FORUM!! as a way to meet, mix and interact with other people!
Ah take no notice they will soon get over it and want to become introverts again!
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SD i cant imagine you being in trouble at all and Matt never
We are in big big trouble...........glad Mitzy told us off and not Jdr, cos he is scarey!
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Old May 15th 2008, 4:52 pm
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We are in big big trouble...........glad Mitzy told us off and not Jdr, cos he is scarey!
Bloody ell - yeh i know what you mean What you both been upto or are you under caution
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Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield
Bloody ell - yeh i know what you mean What you both been upto or are you under caution
Read the tyre thread that Mitzy started.........miserable buggers. We dragged El Captain into it as well........hope he isnt too traumatised after his first bollocking!
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Read the tyre thread that Mitzy started.........miserable buggers. We dragged El Captain into it as well........hope he isnt too traumatised after his first bollocking!
Oooooooops i think its time for another poll on who hijackes the most
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