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XTreme May 15th 2008 2:55 am

In the Great British Tradition.....
 
.......of being incapable of taking a dump without asking advice on the Internet.......I have a problem!

Basically, I can't go in a cafe bar without getting an unsightly erection as soon I see some Senoritas! :eek:

So I'm permanently stuck in the seat till only the ugly women are left in the bar.

It's no joke sitting in a cafe for 8 hours looking at the same cup of coffee......so what can I do? :unsure:

DebsyW May 15th 2008 2:57 am

Re: In the Great British Tradition.....
 

Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 6355021)
.......of being incapable of taking a dump without asking advice on the Internet.......I have a problem!

Basically, I can't go in a cafe bar without getting an unsightly erection as soon I see some Senoritas! :eek:

So I'm permanently stuck in the seat till only the ugly women are left in the bar.

It's no joke sitting in a cafe for 8 hours looking at the same cup of coffee......so what can I do? :unsure:

Take SD with you at all times...... that should sort it. :rofl::rofl:

XTreme May 15th 2008 3:22 am

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Originally Posted by DebsyW (Post 6355038)
Take SD with you at all times...... that should sort it. :rofl::rofl:

Will she lend a hand? :unsure:

Same Difference May 15th 2008 4:37 am

Re: In the Great British Tradition.....
 

Originally Posted by XTreme (Post 6355021)
.......of being incapable of taking a dump without asking advice on the Internet.......I have a problem!

Basically, I can't go in a cafe bar without getting an unsightly erection as soon I see some Senoritas! :eek:

So I'm permanently stuck in the seat till only the ugly women are left in the bar.

It's no joke sitting in a cafe for 8 hours looking at the same cup of coffee......so what can I do? :unsure:



You dirty old man! :lol:

Get a grip and sort yourself out! :lol:

rugbymatt May 15th 2008 4:41 am

Re: In the Great British Tradition.....
 
I am getting sick of all this inane drivel on here, please can we be boring arse fools and stick to topics that die after 5 posts and leave people wanting a little more than just the dull shite that it usually is on here!


Sorry, rant over.

Same Difference May 15th 2008 4:42 am

Re: In the Great British Tradition.....
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6355482)
I am getting sick of all this inane drivel on here, please can we be boring arse fools and stick to topics that die after 5 posts and leave people wanting a little more than just the dull shite that it usually is on here!


Sorry, rant over.

Me and you are in the shit mate! :lol:

rugbymatt May 15th 2008 4:43 am

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6355487)
Me and you are in the shit mate! :lol:

good, maybe I will get banned, then I can re register and be an obnoxious prick!

Same Difference May 15th 2008 4:44 am

Re: In the Great British Tradition.....
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6355490)
good, maybe I will get banned, then I can re register and be an obnoxious prick!

No change there then! :lol:

























Only joking!

rugbymatt May 15th 2008 4:46 am

Re: In the Great British Tradition.....
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6355493)
No change there then! :lol:



Only joking!

Its getting silly, its almost like people are using the FORUM!! as a way to meet, mix and interact with other people!

Sam Greenfield May 15th 2008 4:48 am

Re: In the Great British Tradition.....
 

Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6355487)
Me and you are in the shit mate! :lol:

SD i cant imagine you being in trouble at all :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: and Matt never :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Same Difference May 15th 2008 4:48 am

Re: In the Great British Tradition.....
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 6355501)
Its getting silly, its almost like people are using the FORUM!! as a way to meet, mix and interact with other people!

Ah take no notice they will soon get over it and want to become introverts again!

Same Difference May 15th 2008 4:49 am

Re: In the Great British Tradition.....
 

Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 6355506)
SD i cant imagine you being in trouble at all :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: and Matt never :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

We are in big big trouble...........glad Mitzy told us off and not Jdr, cos he is scarey! :lol:

Sam Greenfield May 15th 2008 4:52 am

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6355514)
We are in big big trouble...........glad Mitzy told us off and not Jdr, cos he is scarey! :lol:

Bloody ell - yeh i know what you mean ;) What you both been upto or are you under caution :rofl:

Same Difference May 15th 2008 4:53 am

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Originally Posted by Sam Greenfield (Post 6355525)
Bloody ell - yeh i know what you mean ;) What you both been upto or are you under caution :rofl:

Read the tyre thread that Mitzy started.........miserable buggers. We dragged El Captain into it as well........hope he isnt too traumatised after his first bollocking! :lol:

Sam Greenfield May 15th 2008 5:07 am

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Originally Posted by Same Difference (Post 6355530)
Read the tyre thread that Mitzy started.........miserable buggers. We dragged El Captain into it as well........hope he isnt too traumatised after his first bollocking! :lol:

Oooooooops :rofl: i think its time for another poll on who hijackes the most ;) :p :rofl:


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