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bil Aug 22nd 2010 6:37 am

Faith
 
Since we are talking about those who believe, or as I like to think of them, the 'Hard of Thinking', here's a little question.

How come faith healers don't do teeth?

HBG Aug 22nd 2010 6:46 am

Re: Faith
 
I've got no idea, Bil, but you've made me laugh.

bil Aug 22nd 2010 7:03 am

Re: Faith
 
Excellent!

rugbymatt Sep 15th 2010 7:53 pm

Re: Faith
 
At last he is here. A happy day for Catholics all over Britain.... today the Queen will receive a beautiful gift from the Vatican's vaults and in return she will give the Pope a relevant gift from the people of Britain... my guess is that it will be a school satchel... or maybe a "Back to school" set....

rugbymatt Sep 15th 2010 8:24 pm

Re: Faith
 
QUEEN TO HAVE LUNCH WITH INSANE CRIMINAL


"Criminal psychologist, Dr Julian Cook, said: "Britain's mental hospitals are full of people like this. Old, confused, fascist perverts who think Jesus has set up camp in their sock drawer. "

I'm crying here!

HBG Sep 15th 2010 9:32 pm

Re: Faith
 
I was wondering if he thought he was landing in a third world country this morning, but he didn't go to Heathrow, he went to Edinburgh, didn't he?

Aren't they keeping him out of the West Country? I don't suppose it's worth the risk with all the sheep down there, and Methodists.

bil Sep 16th 2010 1:32 am

Re: Faith
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 8852272)
QUEEN TO HAVE LUNCH WITH INSANE CRIMINAL


"Criminal psychologist, Dr Julian Cook, said: "Britain's mental hospitals are full of people like this. Old, confused, fascist perverts who think Jesus has set up camp in their sock drawer. "

I'm crying here!


I can't give you the karma you deserve for that, partly thru having sprained my liver laughing.

jackytoo Sep 16th 2010 3:18 am

Re: Faith
 
Funny thread, you guys are better on the day threads:rofl:

rugbymatt Sep 16th 2010 3:22 am

Re: Faith
 

Originally Posted by HBG (Post 8852415)
I was wondering if he thought he was landing in a third world country this morning, but he didn't go to Heathrow, he went to Edinburgh, didn't he?

Aren't they keeping him out of the West Country? I don't suppose it's worth the risk with all the sheep down there, and Methodists.

... and the Orchards eh?

HBG Sep 16th 2010 3:50 am

Re: Faith
 
No, they're on his side.

jdr Sep 17th 2010 2:42 am

Re: Faith
 
1 Attachment(s)
Danger sign.;)

rugbymatt Sep 17th 2010 3:10 am

Re: Faith
 

Originally Posted by jdr (Post 8855439)
Danger sign.;)

Just too funny!

bil Sep 17th 2010 3:12 am

Re: Faith
 
I see the pope's assistant likened the UK to a third world country, presumably because the airport was full of tinted people.

Beats a country full of paedos, eh?

In fact when the pope dies, why don't we start a campaign to get him beatified as the patron saint of kiddy fiddlers?

rugbymatt Sep 17th 2010 3:49 am

Re: Faith
 

Originally Posted by bil (Post 8855571)
I see the pope's assistant likened the UK to a third world country, presumably because the airport was full of tinted people.

Beats a country full of paedos, eh?

In fact when the pope dies, why don't we start a campaign to get him beatified as the patron saint of kiddy fiddlers?

I was listening to the radio today and it was talking about the study done onto kiddie fiddling by profession that was done in the states, it showed that not only were Catholic priests at the bottom of that list but also that Protestant ministers are far more likely, by about 5-1 to abuse kids.

I think the thing thats pissed people off more is the systematic cover up thats been going on for well over 100 years!

HBG Sep 17th 2010 4:24 am

Re: Faith
 
It’s a funny world we live in, we have a German Pope that used to be in the Hitler Youth, a black American president whose grandfather was a Kenyon Muslim, and the deputy Prime Minister in the UK is a Liberal, although his party got hardly any votes.

Faith? In what?


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