Shite? It has so happened! It happened so quickly you haven't come to terms with it yet, so you can't move on.

And me? Well, I'm still here to help others come to terms with it and move on... or something like that... :/

lol

Absolutely, now if you would like to just pop on this comfy, wrap around canvas jacket, the nice men in the white coats will be round in a jiffy.

It's not a canvas jacket, it's a garment for the Chosen! They're not plain white coats, they're the robes of angels!

Normally my response would be "Yeah, and I'm going to be Queen of the May!" but now you've got me worried.

Queen of May??? Cross-dressing Heathen!!!

Sorry, could carry on like this, it's a bit of fun lol