The end is nigh!
May 22nd 2011, 8:26 am
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Re: The end is nigh!
Me and the marida are still here, as for the kids in the UK, I have no idea, too early to phone. They are of the age where they live every weekend as though it was the last day on earth anyway
and that is supposeing that we still can communicate with the outside world
and that is supposeing that we still can communicate with the outside world
May 22nd 2011, 8:32 am
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Re: The end is nigh!
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May 22nd 2011, 8:36 am
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Re: The end is nigh!
In addition to the Icelandic eruption,and the disaster from moving earth in Kuala Lumpa,there were more than thirty recorded earthquakes yesteday, sixteen of them above the 4.5 danger level.
Just another normal day in fact.
The preacher man is nowhere to be seen with all blinds closed in his house.
This raises the question has he already been whisked away to the promised land ?
Or an alternative theory that I fancy bil may well consider,..
Has he done a runner with the tens of thousands of dollars donated to his worthy cause by his ever faithful followers ?
Seems that in addition to the vast press coverage outside his house,there are many others with very long faces.
Obviously paid their dues and still stranded on the planet earth.
Just another normal day in fact.
The preacher man is nowhere to be seen with all blinds closed in his house.
This raises the question has he already been whisked away to the promised land ?
Or an alternative theory that I fancy bil may well consider,..
Has he done a runner with the tens of thousands of dollars donated to his worthy cause by his ever faithful followers ?
Seems that in addition to the vast press coverage outside his house,there are many others with very long faces.
Obviously paid their dues and still stranded on the planet earth.
Last edited by Dick Dasterdly; May 22nd 2011 at 8:55 am.
May 22nd 2011, 8:46 am
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Re: The end is nigh!
As far as I know I still have my persona about my person.
May 22nd 2011, 9:42 am
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The preacher man is nowhere to be seen with all blinds closed in his house.
This raises the question has he already been whisked away to the promised land ?
Or an alternative theory that I fancy bil may well consider,..
Has he done a runner with the tens of thousands of dollars donated to his worthy cause by his ever faithful followers ?
Seems that in addition to the vast press coverage outside his house,there are many others with very long faces.
Obviously paid their dues and still stranded on the planet earth.
This raises the question has he already been whisked away to the promised land ?
Or an alternative theory that I fancy bil may well consider,..
Has he done a runner with the tens of thousands of dollars donated to his worthy cause by his ever faithful followers ?
Seems that in addition to the vast press coverage outside his house,there are many others with very long faces.
Obviously paid their dues and still stranded on the planet earth.
Stone me Dick, how could you even consider it was bollocks, and that the faithful have been deceived by yet another lying conman.
They simply didn't have enough faith, and so the end of the world has simply been postponed.
Just keep the cheques coming in to the Christian Apostolic Sacred Heart fund, or CASH for short, and you too can reserve your place in heaven when the rapture comes.
May 22nd 2011, 10:22 am
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The End is Nigh? - Nay.
John.
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May 22nd 2011, 5:50 pm
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From Facebook.
ATTENTION ALL RAPTURE BELIEVERS:
Due to technical difficulties... The scheduled END OF WORLD event had to be postponed. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. If you have already quit your job, given away your life savings or liquidated all of your assets... Oopps... Our bad! We will attempt another doomsday event in December, 2012. Please stay tuned. Oh.. and have a nice day!
ATTENTION ALL RAPTURE BELIEVERS:
Due to technical difficulties... The scheduled END OF WORLD event had to be postponed. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. If you have already quit your job, given away your life savings or liquidated all of your assets... Oopps... Our bad! We will attempt another doomsday event in December, 2012. Please stay tuned. Oh.. and have a nice day!
May 24th 2011, 7:27 am
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Re: The end is nigh!
From Facebook.
ATTENTION ALL RAPTURE BELIEVERS:
Due to technical difficulties... The scheduled END OF WORLD event had to be postponed. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. If you have already quit your job, given away your life savings or liquidated all of your assets... Oopps... Our bad! We will attempt another doomsday event in December, 2012. Please stay tuned. Oh.. and have a nice day!
ATTENTION ALL RAPTURE BELIEVERS:
Due to technical difficulties... The scheduled END OF WORLD event had to be postponed. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. If you have already quit your job, given away your life savings or liquidated all of your assets... Oopps... Our bad! We will attempt another doomsday event in December, 2012. Please stay tuned. Oh.. and have a nice day!
Afraid not......we don't have quite that long.
According to the Rev.Harold Camper, the main event of the world coming to an abrupt end will now occur on Oct 21st.this year.
It seems there was a slight misunderstanding and May 21st was merely a spiritual event.
Hope you all have a pleasant final Summer folk.
May 24th 2011, 9:42 am
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Re: The end is nigh!
Afraid not......we don't have quite that long.
According to the Rev.Harold Camper, the main event of the world coming to an abrupt end will now occur on Oct 21st.this year.
It seems there was a slight misunderstanding and May 21st was merely a spiritual event.
Hope you all have a pleasant final Summer folk.
According to the Rev.Harold Camper, the main event of the world coming to an abrupt end will now occur on Oct 21st.this year.
It seems there was a slight misunderstanding and May 21st was merely a spiritual event.
Hope you all have a pleasant final Summer folk.
May 24th 2011, 12:03 pm
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Re: The end is nigh!
Afraid not......we don't have quite that long.
According to the Rev.Harold Camper, the main event of the world coming to an abrupt end will now occur on Oct 21st.this year.
It seems there was a slight misunderstanding and May 21st was merely a spiritual event.
Hope you all have a pleasant final Summer folk.
According to the Rev.Harold Camper, the main event of the world coming to an abrupt end will now occur on Oct 21st.this year.
It seems there was a slight misunderstanding and May 21st was merely a spiritual event.
Hope you all have a pleasant final Summer folk.
May 26th 2011, 9:46 pm
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Re: The end is nigh!
If you haven't noticed the world has officially ended now. What we're experiencing now is an existencial echo, a sort of "What if...?" as in "What if the world hadn't ended?" You have now entered the Hypothetical Zone.
May 26th 2011, 9:48 pm
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Any further Armageddons will just be hypothetical speculations...
May 26th 2011, 9:51 pm
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May 26th 2011, 10:09 pm
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It's like getting the lowest amount but then witnessing your life as if you won the highest amount (unless pre-Apocalypse life was bad, then it might be the other way round...).
"Here's the life you could have lived if the world hadn't ended/ if you hadn't chosen the 1p box."
"Here's the life you could have lived if the world hadn't ended/ if you hadn't chosen the 1p box."
Last edited by Treegod; May 26th 2011 at 10:17 pm.
May 26th 2011, 10:37 pm
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Re: The end is nigh!
Wouldn't you just love to see the interview with all the dumb shits who believed all this shite?
It's pathetic.
It's pathetic.