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The end is nigh!
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/preachers-p...000338169.html
A kind friend sent me this. How dumb are these people? |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by bil
(Post 9378165)
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/preachers-p...000338169.html
A kind friend sent me this. How dumb are these people? |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by bil
(Post 9378165)
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/preachers-p...000338169.html
A kind friend sent me this. How dumb are these people? Graham |
Re: The end is nigh!
We are both still up, no point in wasting the last few hours.
Graham A great thought , just sent off my tax forms Hacienda won´t get a cent this year. |
Re: The end is nigh!
Well, I'm sitting here worrying.
What time do you think it will be? If i said "I wuv Baby Jeezers!" do you think it might help? (Where's a vomit icon when you really, really need one?) |
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"According to the Bible, in the Book of Revelations there will be a worldwide earthquake," Manny said. "We're not sure if it will happen at the same time everywhere"
Thank God for that, at least I'll have time to make final arrangements |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by bil
(Post 9378739)
Well, I'm sitting here worrying.
What time do you think it will be? If i said "I wuv Baby Jeezers!" do you think it might help? (Where's a vomit icon when you really, really need one?) Rosemary |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by bil
(Post 9378739)
Well, I'm sitting here worrying.
What time do you think it will be? (Hmm. That sounds sad....but its one of the joys of being happily single!) |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by The Guy
(Post 9378807)
Hope it does not happen soon, I have the washing to do!
(Hmm. That sounds sad....but its one of the joys of being happily single!) |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by bil
(Post 9378739)
Well, I'm sitting here worrying.
What time do you think it will be? If i said "I wuv Baby Jeezers!" do you think it might help? (Where's a vomit icon when you really, really need one?) Apologies bil, I realize now when I see how morbid you've become, that I should never have mentioned it. It would have much been better if you'd been sitting out in the sunshine, blissfully unaware, with a glass of vino in one hand and a barbied chicken leg in the other, when the moment came. Ah well, under the circumstances try and make the best of it and uncork yourself a bottle or two. Hmm, maybe still time for a swift leg-over or two. :) |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by bil
(Post 9378739)
Well, I'm sitting here worrying.
What time do you think it will be? If i said "I wuv Baby Jeezers!" do you think it might help? (Where's a vomit icon when you really, really need one?) |
Re: The end is nigh!
I'm on the side of a mountain .... if we have an earthquake here I will end up near the beach most probably
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Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly
(Post 9378823)
Apologies bil, I realize now when I see how morbid you've become, that I should never have mentioned it.
It would have much been better if you'd been sitting out in the sunshine, blissfully unaware, with a glass of vino in one hand and a barbied chicken leg in the other, when the moment came. Ah well, under the circumstances try and make the best of it and uncork yourself a bottle or two. Hmm, maybe still time for a swift leg-over or two. :) Seriously tho, can you imagine anyone being so stupid as to believe this shite? |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by mikelincs
(Post 9378815)
wait till after 6, then you will know if you have to do it or not..:eek:
The guy says 6pm, but he is in the U.S. They are quite a bit behind Spain (7 or so hours), so it puts it after midnight, and not on the 21st :fingerscrossed:;) John. |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 9378828)
I'm on the side of a mountain .... if we have an earthquake here I will end up near the beach most probably
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Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by Saxy
(Post 9378953)
Hi Y'all,
The guy says 6pm, but he is in the U.S. They are quite a bit behind Spain (7 or so hours), so it puts it after midnight, and not on the 21st :fingerscrossed:;) John. |
Re: The end is nigh!
You don't want to know :rofl:
John. |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 9378828)
I'm on the side of a mountain .... if we have an earthquake here I will end up near the beach most probably
Maybe if you spend the next few hours on the mountainside, sitting in your dinghy with your lifebelt on, there may still be hope. You could get a few funny looks mind. :rofl: |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly
(Post 9379014)
You could get a few funny looks mind. :rofl:
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well it's already tomorrow in OZ..................
I can't believe they'd all be safe there if we weren't:ohmy: |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by Mitzyboy
(Post 9378747)
"According to the Bible, in the Book of Revelations there will be a worldwide earthquake," Manny said. "We're not sure if it will happen at the same time everywhere"
Thank God for that, at least I'll have time to make final arrangements |
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It's six o'clock here, but I'm not worried. The mice have taken over my car and turned it into a space ship, the Doberman has smashed up the gnomes and eaten the solar lights, and after a dodgy Chinese lunchtime I can already hear the rumbling from my stomach.
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Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by HBG
(Post 9379179)
It's six o'clock here, but I'm not worried. The mice have taken over my car and turned it into a space ship, the Doberman has smashed up the gnomes and eaten the solar lights, and after a dodgy Chinese lunchtime I can already hear the rumbling from my stomach.
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Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by lynnxa
(Post 9379253)
yeah - but I've just found out we have til midnight!!
I'm off to the terrace to calm the Doberman down, the little terrier is clinging to me, perhaps he knows something. |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by HBG
(Post 9379456)
Come on Lynn, I stopped worrying when the six o'clock deadline passed, now you've started me off again. It's only quarter-to-ten. I'm nervous, the dogs are nervous, 'er indoors is on a cleaning binge - she hovered around the computer and brought the internet down for a while.
I'm off to the terrace to calm the Doberman down, the little terrier is clinging to me, perhaps he knows something. |
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I'd just like to see an interview with the tossers who believe this guff.
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Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by lynnxa
(Post 9379494)
I hour 33 mins to go:lol:
Midnight is not the end, it's only the beginning of the end, so it could go on for quite a while and depending on how naughty a girl you may or may not have been, you might not be first on the hit list. ;) I'm amazed to see it's quite a big thing on all the main news channels at present. |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by bil
(Post 9379514)
I'd just like to see an interview with the tossers who believe this guff.
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I suppose the guys in the international space station should be safe for now, though where they will eventually land I'm not quite sure.
I see the Pope has just been chatting with them for the very first time. I suspect he was enquiring if there was a spare seat. :sneaky: |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by bil
(Post 9379514)
I'd just like to see an interview with the tossers who believe this guff.
Anyway, it's less then an hour now, I'm getting more confident that I may survive. confident enough to take the Sunday chicken out to defrost. |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by HBG
(Post 9379549)
Come on Bil, we're all having a laugh, there's an hour to go for the tossers - I sometimes worry about people who call other people tossers, perhaps a look in the mirror could clarify things, if you're honest.
Anyway, it's less then an hour now, I'm getting more confident that I may survive. confident enough to take the Sunday chicken out to defrost. |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly
(Post 9379553)
Knowing how devoutly religious he is, I expect he's pretty busy unloading all his confessions right now.
Two minutes to go before the rapture, so if this is my last post you'll unders |
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Well, we've survived. I'm not too surprised. Lynn and her family are safe, so is Bil and all the others. Even Matt, the liar.
There's nothing wrong with an occasional scare, it keeps us on our toes and makes life interesting for a while. |
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Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by HBG
(Post 9379609)
Well, we've survived. I'm not too surprised. Lynn and her family are safe, so is Bil and all the others. Even Matt, the liar.
There's nothing wrong with an occasional scare, it keeps us on our toes and makes life interesting for a while. or that we're quite naughty just not naughty enough to go 'downstairs' yet??? |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 9379612)
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Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by bil
(Post 9378739)
Well, I'm sitting here worrying.
What time do you think it will be? If i said "I wuv Baby Jeezers!" do you think it might help? (Where's a vomit icon when you really, really need one?)
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 9378748)
:devil_smile: I cannot find it either.
Rosemary |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by lynnxa
(Post 9379927)
do I dare turn the news on:unsure:
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It's eerily quiet in London this morning. Where is everybody? Am I the only one left?
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Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 9379966)
Yeah, like the good lord is gonna take you.... (insert sneaky smilie here)
ah well - so this IS living hell:p |
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