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Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by lynnxa
(Post 9380011)
you're still here?
ah well - so this IS living hell:p |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 9380022)
I've been asked to stay behind to keep all the degenerates left behind in order.
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Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by lynnxa
(Post 9380030)
ahhh right.......:rolleyes:
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Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
(Post 9380056)
I'm getting the impression that you don't believe me...
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Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by lynnxa
(Post 9380103)
I'd say it's way more likely that you have been left to guide us
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Re: The end is nigh!
Me and the marida are still here, as for the kids in the UK, I have no idea, too early to phone. They are of the age where they live every weekend as though it was the last day on earth anyway:rofl: and that is supposeing that we still can communicate with the outside world:rofl:
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Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by JLFS
(Post 9380128)
Me and the marida are still here, as for the kids in the UK, I have no idea, too early to phone. They are of the age where they live every weekend as though it was the last day on earth anyway:rofl: and that is supposeing that we still can communicate with the outside world:rofl:
Rosemary |
Re: The end is nigh!
In addition to the Icelandic eruption,and the disaster from moving earth in Kuala Lumpa,there were more than thirty recorded earthquakes yesteday, sixteen of them above the 4.5 danger level.
Just another normal day in fact. The preacher man is nowhere to be seen with all blinds closed in his house. This raises the question has he already been whisked away to the promised land ? Or an alternative theory that I fancy bil may well consider,.. Has he done a runner with the tens of thousands of dollars donated to his worthy cause by his ever faithful followers ? Seems that in addition to the vast press coverage outside his house,there are many others with very long faces. Obviously paid their dues and still stranded on the planet earth. :frown: |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by The Oddities
(Post 9380139)
Think that I had better report this post.....an alien has taken this members persona.........or maybe not, can anyone tell for sure? :unsure::confused::p
Rosemary As far as I know I still have my persona about my person.:D |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly
(Post 9380147)
The preacher man is nowhere to be seen with all blinds closed in his house.
This raises the question has he already been whisked away to the promised land ? Or an alternative theory that I fancy bil may well consider,.. Has he done a runner with the tens of thousands of dollars donated to his worthy cause by his ever faithful followers ? Seems that in addition to the vast press coverage outside his house,there are many others with very long faces. Obviously paid their dues and still stranded on the planet earth. :frown: Stone me Dick, how could you even consider it was bollocks, and that the faithful have been deceived by yet another lying conman. They simply didn't have enough faith, and so the end of the world has simply been postponed. Just keep the cheques coming in to the Christian Apostolic Sacred Heart fund, or CASH for short, and you too can reserve your place in heaven when the rapture comes. |
Re: The end is nigh!
The End is Nigh? - Nay.
John. ;) |
Re: The end is nigh!
From Facebook.
ATTENTION ALL RAPTURE BELIEVERS: Due to technical difficulties... The scheduled END OF WORLD event had to be postponed. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. If you have already quit your job, given away your life savings or liquidated all of your assets... Oopps... Our bad! We will attempt another doomsday event in December, 2012. Please stay tuned. Oh.. and have a nice day! :) |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by mikelincs
(Post 9380872)
From Facebook.
ATTENTION ALL RAPTURE BELIEVERS: Due to technical difficulties... The scheduled END OF WORLD event had to be postponed. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. If you have already quit your job, given away your life savings or liquidated all of your assets... Oopps... Our bad! We will attempt another doomsday event in December, 2012. Please stay tuned. Oh.. and have a nice day! :) Afraid not......we don't have quite that long. According to the Rev.Harold Camper, the main event of the world coming to an abrupt end will now occur on Oct 21st.this year. It seems there was a slight misunderstanding and May 21st was merely a spiritual event. Hope you all have a pleasant final Summer folk. :D |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly
(Post 9383983)
Afraid not......we don't have quite that long.
According to the Rev.Harold Camper, the main event of the world coming to an abrupt end will now occur on Oct 21st.this year. It seems there was a slight misunderstanding and May 21st was merely a spiritual event. Hope you all have a pleasant final Summer folk. :D |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly
(Post 9383983)
Afraid not......we don't have quite that long.
According to the Rev.Harold Camper, the main event of the world coming to an abrupt end will now occur on Oct 21st.this year. It seems there was a slight misunderstanding and May 21st was merely a spiritual event. Hope you all have a pleasant final Summer folk. :D |
Re: The end is nigh!
If you haven't noticed the world has officially ended now. What we're experiencing now is an existencial echo, a sort of "What if...?" as in "What if the world hadn't ended?" You have now entered the Hypothetical Zone.
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Re: The end is nigh!
Any further Armageddons will just be hypothetical speculations...
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Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by Treegod
(Post 9390502)
If you haven't noticed the world has officially ended now. What we're experiencing now is an existencial echo, a sort of "What if...?" as in "What if the world hadn't ended?" You have now entered the Hypothetical Zone.
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Re: The end is nigh!
It's like getting the lowest amount but then witnessing your life as if you won the highest amount (unless pre-Apocalypse life was bad, then it might be the other way round...).
"Here's the life you could have lived if the world hadn't ended/ if you hadn't chosen the 1p box." |
Re: The end is nigh!
Wouldn't you just love to see the interview with all the dumb shits who believed all this shite?
It's pathetic. |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by bil
(Post 9390596)
Wouldn't you just love to see the interview with all the dumb shits who believed all this shite?
It's pathetic. And me? Well, I'm still here to help others come to terms with it and move on... or something like that... :/ lol |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by Treegod
(Post 9390624)
Shite? It has so happened! It happened so quickly you haven't come to terms with it yet, so you can't move on.
And me? Well, I'm still here to help others come to terms with it and move on... or something like that... :/ lol |
Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by bil
(Post 9391245)
Absolutely, now if you would like to just pop on this comfy, wrap around canvas jacket, the nice men in the white coats will be round in a jiffy.
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Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by Treegod
(Post 9391270)
It's not a canvas jacket, it's a garment for the Chosen! They're not plain white coats, they're the robes of angels!
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Re: The end is nigh!
Originally Posted by bil
(Post 9391302)
Normally my response would be "Yeah, and I'm going to be Queen of the May!" but now you've got me worried.
Sorry, could carry on like this, it's a bit of fun lol |
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