Whilst you're there ask about all these cars that go flying past me when I am doing 30MPH in a built up area. I had my speedo checked but they tell me it's ok, but I keep seeing cars fly past me. I know it's illegal and can't be happening so I must be seeing things.

Oh come on

Next you will be saying that you have seen someone parked lengthways on a pedestrian crossing - or double parked on those very attractive yellowlines on a right angle bend.

I mean to say there are limits you know!!

Blimey I am begining to wonder why I am going to drive all that way . Its going to be very cold at night can't walk my dog on the beach .

May as well go to Cornwall

Well if you do end up in Spain, make sure you don't take your eyes of your dog unless it is locked up securely. Our little yorkie was stolen from outside on our front patio inside locked gates yesterday. We were beginning to feel safe and secure until this happened. I can see now why so many Spanish have big aggressive guard dogs.

Oh god we have a yorkie and I would be devastated if that happened I must say I am having a lot of second thought about it now .

In general, what country is safer... Spain or UK?