A bit drastic to save a fiver.
Apr 14th 2011 | 11:21 pm
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A bit drastic to save a fiver.
This is in the DM, shock horror, yes I read it.
I can understand canoe man Darwin and wife plotting their scam, as there was quite a lot at stake, but to save a fiver does seem a bit drastic...lol
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I can understand canoe man Darwin and wife plotting their scam, as there was quite a lot at stake, but to save a fiver does seem a bit drastic...lol
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Apr 15th 2011 | 12:31 am
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Re: A bit drastic to save a fiver.
Why haven't you got smilies
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Apr 15th 2011 | 3:03 am
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Apr 15th 2011 | 3:07 am
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Re: A bit drastic to save a fiver.
Apr 15th 2011 | 3:19 am
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Re: A bit drastic to save a fiver.
Apr 15th 2011 | 4:04 am
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Apr 15th 2011 | 5:15 am
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Re: A bit drastic to save a fiver.
I'd suggest a vasectomy, and I'm sure that someone would be happy to perform it with a shotgun.
Given how dumb he comes across, just how stupid are the females that opened their legs for him, and isn't it about time schoolkids were taught sensible, effective sex ed?
Given how dumb he comes across, just how stupid are the females that opened their legs for him, and isn't it about time schoolkids were taught sensible, effective sex ed?
Apr 15th 2011 | 5:47 am
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Re: A bit drastic to save a fiver.
He met most of his harem whilst waiting at the bus stop, hoping for a free ride or two no doubt.
By the time he's thirty he'll probably have saddled more rides than Lester Piggot.
My heart bleeds for him, poor guy likely never has a spare moment to even think about working, in between exercising one arm on the bandit, one on lifting his lager and keeping his other member happy in between.
Jeez, you have to laugh, otherwise you'd weep just thinking about how many poor hard working taxpayers are slaving away to pay for this stupid pricks leisure activities.
Probably quite understandable if the kids all choose change their hair colour for the rest of their lives.
By the time he's thirty he'll probably have saddled more rides than Lester Piggot.
My heart bleeds for him, poor guy likely never has a spare moment to even think about working, in between exercising one arm on the bandit, one on lifting his lager and keeping his other member happy in between.
Jeez, you have to laugh, otherwise you'd weep just thinking about how many poor hard working taxpayers are slaving away to pay for this stupid pricks leisure activities.
Probably quite understandable if the kids all choose change their hair colour for the rest of their lives.
Apr 15th 2011 | 5:51 am
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Re: A bit drastic to save a fiver.
He met most of his harem whilst waiting at the bus stop, hoping for a free ride or two no doubt.
By the time he's thirty he'll probably have saddled more rides than Lester Piggot.
My heart bleeds for him, poor guy likely never has a spare moment to even think about working, in between exercising one arm on the bandit, one on lifting his lager and keeping his other member happy in between.
Jeez, you have to laugh, otherwise you'd weep just thinking about how many poor hard working taxpayers are slaving away to pay for this stupid pricks leisure activities.
Probably quite understandable if the kids all choose change their hair colour for the rest of their lives.
By the time he's thirty he'll probably have saddled more rides than Lester Piggot.
My heart bleeds for him, poor guy likely never has a spare moment to even think about working, in between exercising one arm on the bandit, one on lifting his lager and keeping his other member happy in between.
Jeez, you have to laugh, otherwise you'd weep just thinking about how many poor hard working taxpayers are slaving away to pay for this stupid pricks leisure activities.
Probably quite understandable if the kids all choose change their hair colour for the rest of their lives.
A fine specimen, thats for sure!!!!!!
Apr 15th 2011 | 7:09 am
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Re: A bit drastic to save a fiver.
He met most of his harem whilst waiting at the bus stop, hoping for a free ride or two no doubt.
By the time he's thirty he'll probably have saddled more rides than Lester Piggot.
My heart bleeds for him, poor guy likely never has a spare moment to even think about working, in between exercising one arm on the bandit, one on lifting his lager and keeping his other member happy in between.
Jeez, you have to laugh, otherwise you'd weep just thinking about how many poor hard working taxpayers are slaving away to pay for this stupid pricks leisure activities.
Probably quite understandable if the kids all choose change their hair colour for the rest of their lives.
By the time he's thirty he'll probably have saddled more rides than Lester Piggot.
My heart bleeds for him, poor guy likely never has a spare moment to even think about working, in between exercising one arm on the bandit, one on lifting his lager and keeping his other member happy in between.
Jeez, you have to laugh, otherwise you'd weep just thinking about how many poor hard working taxpayers are slaving away to pay for this stupid pricks leisure activities.
Probably quite understandable if the kids all choose change their hair colour for the rest of their lives.
