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JLFS Apr 14th 2011 11:21 pm

A bit drastic to save a fiver.
 
This is in the DM, shock horror, yes I read it.

I can understand canoe man Darwin and wife plotting their scam, as there was quite a lot at stake, but to save a fiver does seem a bit drastic...lol

Still no smileys

jackytoo Apr 15th 2011 12:31 am

Re: A bit drastic to save a fiver.
 
Why haven't you got smilies:D:):lol::p

JLFS Apr 15th 2011 1:44 am

Re: A bit drastic to save a fiver.
 

Originally Posted by jackytoo (Post 9306882)
Why haven't you got smilies:D:):lol::p

Oh I have now, and incredimail.......

JLFS Apr 15th 2011 1:59 am

Re: A bit drastic to save a fiver.
 

Originally Posted by jackytoo (Post 9306882)
Why haven't you got smilies:D:):lol::p

I have now and Ive got incredimail.:rofl::rofl:

snikpoh Apr 15th 2011 3:03 am

Re: A bit drastic to save a fiver.
 

Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 9306784)
This is in the DM, shock horror, yes I read it.

I can understand canoe man Darwin and wife plotting their scam, as there was quite a lot at stake, but to save a fiver does seem a bit drastic...lol

Still no smileys

What is?

JLFS Apr 15th 2011 3:07 am

Re: A bit drastic to save a fiver.
 

Originally Posted by snikpoh (Post 9307176)
What is?

Forgot the most important bit oops...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...d-support.html

jdr Apr 15th 2011 3:19 am

Re: A bit drastic to save a fiver.
 

Originally Posted by JLFS (Post 9307182)
Forgot the most important bit oops...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...d-support.html

Be cheaper for him to staple his dick up.

johnnyone Apr 15th 2011 4:04 am

Re: A bit drastic to save a fiver.
 

Originally Posted by jdr (Post 9307213)
Be cheaper for him to staple his dick up.


No. Cheaper for us!

JLFS Apr 15th 2011 4:06 am

Re: A bit drastic to save a fiver.
 

Originally Posted by jdr (Post 9307213)
Be cheaper for him to staple his dick up.

You sound quite knowledgeable on the subject, anything you want to share with us??

bil Apr 15th 2011 5:15 am

Re: A bit drastic to save a fiver.
 
I'd suggest a vasectomy, and I'm sure that someone would be happy to perform it with a shotgun.

Given how dumb he comes across, just how stupid are the females that opened their legs for him, and isn't it about time schoolkids were taught sensible, effective sex ed?

Dick Dasterdly Apr 15th 2011 5:47 am

Re: A bit drastic to save a fiver.
 
He met most of his harem whilst waiting at the bus stop, hoping for a free ride or two no doubt.
By the time he's thirty he'll probably have saddled more rides than Lester Piggot.

My heart bleeds for him, poor guy likely never has a spare moment to even think about working, in between exercising one arm on the bandit, one on lifting his lager and keeping his other member happy in between.

Jeez, you have to laugh, otherwise you'd weep just thinking about how many poor hard working taxpayers are slaving away to pay for this stupid pricks leisure activities.

Probably quite understandable if the kids all choose change their hair colour for the rest of their lives.

JLFS Apr 15th 2011 5:51 am

Re: A bit drastic to save a fiver.
 

Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly (Post 9307486)
He met most of his harem whilst waiting at the bus stop, hoping for a free ride or two no doubt.
By the time he's thirty he'll probably have saddled more rides than Lester Piggot.

My heart bleeds for him, poor guy likely never has a spare moment to even think about working, in between exercising one arm on the bandit, one on lifting his lager and keeping his other member happy in between.

Jeez, you have to laugh, otherwise you'd weep just thinking about how many poor hard working taxpayers are slaving away to pay for this stupid pricks leisure activities.

Probably quite understandable if the kids all choose change their hair colour for the rest of their lives.

Good one DD.

A fine specimen, thats for sure!!!!!!

bil Apr 15th 2011 7:09 am

Re: A bit drastic to save a fiver.
 

Originally Posted by Dick Dasterdly (Post 9307486)
He met most of his harem whilst waiting at the bus stop, hoping for a free ride or two no doubt.
By the time he's thirty he'll probably have saddled more rides than Lester Piggot.

My heart bleeds for him, poor guy likely never has a spare moment to even think about working, in between exercising one arm on the bandit, one on lifting his lager and keeping his other member happy in between.

Jeez, you have to laugh, otherwise you'd weep just thinking about how many poor hard working taxpayers are slaving away to pay for this stupid pricks leisure activities.

Probably quite understandable if the kids all choose change their hair colour for the rest of their lives.

I wonder how many of the Royals you could say similar about tho......


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