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crispy May 9th 2007 8:28 am

Re: The Big "V"
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 4758350)
now thats just not nice!


I am sorry:( I know not what came over me:ohmy:

rugbymatt May 9th 2007 8:36 am

Re: The Big "V"
 

Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 4758429)
I am sorry:( I know not what came over me:ohmy:

I forgive you..........just.

cmorgy May 9th 2007 8:36 am

Re: The Big "V"
 
crispy, would you like to re-phrase your last comment, but i suppose its quite appropiate for this thread

rugbymatt May 9th 2007 8:37 am

Re: The Big "V"
 

Originally Posted by cmorgy (Post 4758459)
crispy, would you like to re-phrase your last comment, but i suppose its quite appropiate for this thread

keep it up mate, we are all behind you!

crispy May 9th 2007 8:47 am

Re: The Big "V"
 

Originally Posted by cmorgy (Post 4758459)
crispy, would you like to re-phrase your last comment, but i suppose its quite appropiate for this thread


Oh, should there have been a comma between not and what.....I know not, what came over me, or would "I came over all un-necessary", have been better.

crispy May 9th 2007 8:49 am

Re: The Big "V"
 

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 4758461)
keep it up mate, we are all behind you!


On your knees and beg for Mercy..........

cmorgy May 9th 2007 8:50 am

Re: The Big "V"
 
crispy, you make me larf

Big Pete May 9th 2007 9:12 am

Re: The Big "V"
 

Originally Posted by cmorgy (Post 4751027)
Right, no taking the p**s. Just wondering if it is as easy to get the snip in Spain as in the UK.

Ta

Well your a braver man than me mate :rofl:

No way on earth is a pair of scissors getting near my private regions :)

Get the wife to take that 6 month jab thingy :thumbsup:

Have you considered the side effects ?

what if it stops working ?
what if they cut the wrong bits ?
what of the pshycological effects long term ?
what if some young sex kitten comes along and wants kids ?

Nah to risky i reckon ..:)

crispy May 9th 2007 9:20 am

Re: The Big "V"
 

Originally Posted by Big Pete (Post 4758608)
Well your a braver man than me mate :rofl:

No way on earth is a pair of scissors getting near my private regions :)

Get the wife to take that 6 month jab thingy :thumbsup:

Have you considered the side effects ?

what if it stops working ?
what if they cut the wrong bits ?
what of the pshycological effects long term ?
what if some young sex kitten comes along and wants kids ?

Nah to risky i reckon ..:)


Big Pete, all these what if's. it's time to take the bull by the horn and come straight out with it and say what you mean.....

Rosemary May 9th 2007 9:21 am

Re: The Big "V"
 

Originally Posted by Big Pete (Post 4758608)
Well your a braver man than me mate :rofl:

No way on earth is a pair of scissors getting near my private regions :)

Get the wife to take that 6 month jab thingy :thumbsup:

Have you considered the side effects ?

what if it stops working ?
what if they cut the wrong bits ?
what of the pshycological effects long term ?
what if some young sex kitten comes along and wants kids ?

Nah to risky i reckon ..:)

Coward.

It takes a real man to have it done.

Rosemary

Mitzyboy May 9th 2007 9:40 am

Re: The Big "V"
 

Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 4758498)
Oh, should there have been a comma between not and what.....I know not, what came over me, or would "I came over all un-necessary", have been better.

The words "Digging" and "hole" come to mind

Pam Sarky May 9th 2007 9:41 am

Re: The Big "V"
 

Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 4758429)
I am sorry:( I know not what came over me:ohmy:

You naughty girl :p

mikelincs May 9th 2007 10:36 am

Re: The Big "V"
 

Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 4757335)
3 day fecal fat, they are the best; we have had people take the plastic bag out of the bucket and do their big jobs straight into the bucket:eek: , sneaky:

had a friend who managed to drop one of those, holding it by the lid, which wasn't well fastened.. he had it just in front of him, it dropped to the floor, and you know the laws of physics, what goes down (in this case) must come up, and it did.. off did I mention the person supplying had had a very very bad case of diarrhoea..........:thumbdown: He was plastered... covered from head to foot.. had to clean him up as well as I could.. Funnily enough everyone else ran out of the room when it happened, then he had to drive home for a shower and change of clothes..

crispy May 9th 2007 10:42 am

Re: The Big "V"
 

Originally Posted by mikelincs (Post 4758953)
had a friend who managed to drop one of those, holding it by the lid, which wasn't well fastened.. he had it just in front of him, it dropped to the floor, and you know the laws of physics, what goes down (in this case) must come up, and it did.. off did I mention the person supplying had had a very very bad case of diarrhoea..........:thumbdown: He was plastered... covered from head to foot.. had to clean him up as well as I could.. Funnily enough everyone else ran out of the room when it happened, then he had to drive home for a shower and change of clothes..


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I'm crying with laughter as I read this, oh I can just smell it now. We were lucky we had a lady that had no sense of smell so she got all the kac jobs....Sorry still laughing can just see it now and the look on everyones face's....classic:rofl:

jdr May 9th 2007 5:35 pm

Re: The Big "V"
 

Originally Posted by cmorgy (Post 4758328)
jdr - can I attach a wav file to the forum, have got a brilliant vasectomy song sent to me by e-mail that I would like to share with you all

As long as its not too rude for a public forum, it should be ok.


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