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Right, no taking the p**s. Just wondering if it is as easy to get the snip in Spain as in the UK.

Ta

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The bricks are sharper here so it shouldn`t take as long.

Seriously though, if you are not on the health system (do they do it in Spain ?) you would have to get it done private, although in Spain that is easy.
Why not try and get it done on NHS before you leave.

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I promise I will stay away from this thread, I promise.

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larfing, ta. I know how this thread is going to end up. We are moving at end of June, if I have it here in the UK thats fine, only the two samples after. I would have to jet back to the UK twice for a quick **** and then back or would DHL delivery them (can you imagine the customs declaration form)?

Think I will wait til I get out there. JDR, you fill me with confidence regarding the bricks, ow. Why I asked about if they do it in Spain as it is a Catholic country and they can be a bit funny about things like that, obviously not.

Wait for it!!!!!!!!!!

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Thats because you are a cut above the rest ;) :)

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and sharp as a knife.

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We should nip this in the bud really

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You guys "crack" me up :rofl:

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cut it out for god sake!

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I knew it, i knew it. msrjdr, I hope they dont crack em.

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I know what you are saying about the religious bit, and thats what I meant about "do they do it"
There are loads of foreign run clinics here so you should be able to get it done and surgery prices and medicines etc are a lot cheaper than UK.

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Ta jdr

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yes they do do it - my friends OH had it done and didnt have any problems - was free as he had his SIP card

first step would be to see your doc then they will go from there

good luck :(

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Cheers Spain, will need it. Crapping myself thinkig of it let alone these heartless sods on here tring to make it easier for me

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Ohh come on, you know you won't be able to resist, 'just one small snip for a man, one giant leap for mankind' :rofl:

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I was forced to join in, it was that bloody Mitzy, fine example he is making eh?

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I hate to dissapoint ;)

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bloody hell that was quick!

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I hate to dissapoint quickly

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I bet you say that to all the women!


still sounds camp!

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If you want to see some more of Europe Stop here in france by the Spanish border. Ive got some Farming pliers are you a small Sheep sized Medium Pig Sized or built like a Bull cos if its like a Bull i will nip down the road and borrow the large ones from our neighbor.

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:) Worked in pathology where we handled these samples all day and every day, could tell you some corkers that would make you :rofl: :rofl: They could even bring tears to your eyes, like the day a gentleman came up to me and said I need to hand in a sample, I asked have you got it with you, he said no. I said just wait here and someone will be out to give you a hand....... Everyone on reception put their heads down and all you could see were heads bobbing up and down, didn't realise what I had said until much later. Another occasion a gentleman arrived who could not speak English, I had to use very graphic mime to show him what he had to do:o

Who ever said working in the NHS was easy:blink: probably the same person who said a stitch in time saves an awful lot of money.

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Thanks for that :p

I've now got beer comming down my nose :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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And even when they have it written down in their own language it's amazing what samples they come up with. I've seen the containers with everything you can imagine as a sample, gives people there a laugh anyway, even remember one guy going into the single cubicle we used for THAT sample, and a few mins later coming out, grabbing his partner by the hand and dragging her in there with him to help.:thumbsup: :rofl: :lol:

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We could write a book Mike, it would be a best seller....

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:




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yes, I well remember a good few years ago one of our people trying to expalin that we needed a faeces sample from an asian gentleman. After 30 mins of trying to describe what we wanted the chap went off.. and returned the next day with a..... sputum sample.. wrong end.. He had another attempt, and all of a sudden the light must have dawned because the chap said .. Ahhhh you mean sh*t... he just said yes.. but as he said, he couldn't really have described it like that in case he offended him.. I also remember going to take blood from a young lady (about 20) in our waiting room, I asked her to slip her coat off so i could take some blood from her arm.. she did,.. but the coat was ALL she was wearing... :rofl: Luckily there were no other patients in the room at the time.:lol: ..So I got her to put the coat back on and we managed by just rolling up the sleeve...:curse:

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Ha ha just read this thread :rofl: Please keep on posting guys its just cracking me up :rofl: :rofl:

RugbyMatt where are you? Get back here and start posting. Hey Andy Pipkin would just love this thread :sneaky:

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I am trying to stay away, you know, out of respect, for the soon to be snipped...

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Well thats just swell! :)

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dont inflame the situation!

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cut to the chase, why don't you!

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I can see this is on a knife edge....

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3 day fecal fat, they are the best; we have had people take the plastic bag out of the bucket and do their big jobs straight into the bucket:eek: , they get very up set when you tell them that they will have to do it again and this time keep the bag in. Use to love it when people brought urine samples in to the lab in lucorzade bottles, always wanted to put it in the fridge in the tea room, as we had someone that worked on call who drank everyones drinks:sneaky:

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Ugh thats disgusting but did make me laugh :rofl: :rofl:

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When my brother had it done he was told that he could not drive himself home after the operation so he rode his pushbike to and fro. Five miles on a saddle after the op - guess who collapsed when he arrived home.

Making you cringe guys????

Rosemary

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Well I think that just confirms where a mans brains are:blink:

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Got it in one!!!!

Rosemary

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Yep you`re bang on, thats exactly where they are :p

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The way to mans heart is through his stomach, the way to his brains is through his flies.



Already posted I know, and courtesy of my ma.