Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 4756928)

Well thats just swell! :)

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 4756933)

dont inflame the situation!

Originally Posted by Mitzyboy (Post 4756949)

cut to the chase, why don't you!

Originally Posted by mikelincs (Post 4756868)

yes, I well remember a good few years ago one of our people trying to expalin that we needed a faeces sample from an asian gentleman. After 30 mins of trying to describe what we wanted the chap went off.. and returned the next day with a..... sputum sample.. wrong end.. He had another attempt, and all of a sudden the light must have dawned because the chap said .. Ahhhh you mean sh*t... he just said yes.. but as he said, he couldn't really have described it like that in case he offended him.. I also remember going to take blood from a young lady (about 20) in our waiting room, I asked her to slip her coat off so i could take some blood from her arm.. she did,.. but the coat was ALL she was wearing... :rofl: Luckily there were no other patients in the room at the time.:lol: ..So I got her to put the coat back on and we managed by just rolling up the sleeve...:curse:

Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 4757335)

3 day fecal fat, they are the best; we have had people take the plastic bag out of the bucket and do their big jobs straight into the bucket:eek: , they get very up set when you tell them that they will have to do it again and this time keep the bag in. Use to love it when people brought urine samples in to the lab in lucorzade bottles, always wanted to put it in the fridge in the tea room, as we had someone that worked on call who drank everyones drinks:sneaky:

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 4756963)

I can see this is on a knife edge....

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 4757642)

When my brother had it done he was told that he could not drive himself home after the operation so he rode his pushbike to and fro. Five miles on a saddle after the op - guess who collapsed when he arrived home.

Making you cringe guys????

Rosemary

Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 4757658)

Well I think that just confirms where a mans brains are:blink:

Originally Posted by crispygirl (Post 4757658)

Well I think that just confirms where a mans brains are:blink:

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 4757708)

The way to mans heart is through his stomach, the way to his brains is through his flies.



Already posted I know, and courtesy of my ma.

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 4758099)

Yes, correct. I am sure women are grateful for it!!!!!

Graham

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 4758106)

If only my OH could cook!

Originally Posted by The Oddities (Post 4758110)

Hang on a minute are you saying that women are supposed to do the cooking?????? Nobody told me.

Graham

Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 4758116)

nobody told my OH either!