WTF is going on with Chelsea. 22 shots and one goal. If that's the type of performance we're going to muster in Europe, I think the attendance will be even lower for our next home tie. It's time to offload that piece of Ukrainian crap (if anyone will have him - my mum's got more pace) and start playing Sinclair or Pizarro up with Kalou until Drogba's fit. I'm sick of hearing about Sheva's European pedigree (although he's certainly a dog). Playing JT as a centre forward for the last 15 minutes isn't filling me with confidence either.

Malouda and Belletti had decent games though.

Rant over. Oh sh*t, United next at the circus of nightmares.

What time are you flying?

Shouldnt you be busy packing?

Not until 5.00. Packing! What's that?

just roll it all up in tubes and chuck them into a bag, that's what I do.

Ah, we have something in common. I have to pack this way as I am allergic to ironing.

Have Chelsea ever been a free scoring side??

Well...............what do you think of this then!?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...ea/7003912.stm

all change again.

And suddenly there's a massive boom in the sale of Manure, Arse and Liverpool kits as Chelski 'fans' contemplate their future.

Wow.....so easy to get sacked from them big jobs I guess. Although, I wouldn't say no to a 10 million pound golden hand shake.

I hope he gets the England job

Golden handshake reported to be around 25 million. 15 million for remainder of contract and 10 million in hush money.

Wow!!!

Hang on.... I thought it was his decision to walk? How come he's getting such a big pay-off?

word is he was given the Spanish archer.

Well...it says mutual consent. That basically means they asked him to leave and he didn't care enough to stay. 5.2 million a year he was on, 3 years of his contract left. Over 15 million there. I'm guessing the other 10 million is part of a clause that forbids him for discussing, in details, why he left and what lead up to it. To save embarrassment.

Chelsea have just released a new aftershave aswell:-

The Special One.
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