A Banjo and a donkey's arse!
 

WTF is going on with Chelsea. 22 shots and one goal. If that's the type of performance we're going to muster in Europe, I think the attendance will be even lower for our next home tie. It's time to offload that piece of Ukrainian crap (if anyone will have him - my mum's got more pace) and start playing Sinclair or Pizarro up with Kalou until Drogba's fit. I'm sick of hearing about Sheva's European pedigree (although he's certainly a dog). Playing JT as a centre forward for the last 15 minutes isn't filling me with confidence either.

Malouda and Belletti had decent games though.

Rant over. Oh sh*t, United next at the circus of nightmares.

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What time are you flying?

Shouldnt you be busy packing?

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Not until 5.00. Packing! What's that?

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just roll it all up in tubes and chuck them into a bag, that's what I do.

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Ah, we have something in common. I have to pack this way as I am allergic to ironing.

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Have Chelsea ever been a free scoring side??

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Well...............what do you think of this then!? :blink:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/foot...ea/7003912.stm

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all change again.

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And suddenly there's a massive boom in the sale of Manure, Arse and Liverpool kits as Chelski 'fans' contemplate their future.:rofl:

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Wow.....so easy to get sacked from them big jobs I guess. Although, I wouldn't say no to a 10 million pound golden hand shake.

I hope he gets the England job :D

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Golden handshake reported to be around 25 million. 15 million for remainder of contract and 10 million in hush money.

Wow!!!

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Hang on.... I thought it was his decision to walk? How come he's getting such a big pay-off?

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word is he was given the Spanish archer.

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Well...it says mutual consent. That basically means they asked him to leave and he didn't care enough to stay. 5.2 million a year he was on, 3 years of his contract left. Over 15 million there. I'm guessing the other 10 million is part of a clause that forbids him for discussing, in details, why he left and what lead up to it. To save embarrassment.

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Chelsea have just released a new aftershave aswell:-

The Special One.
Made by "You-Go Boss"