Sorry Chris....I don't get it ?? Could do with a laugh to start the day....

I think Andy has decided to go to Austrailia. xxxx

Here's one for you

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly too small to be a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.

Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure.

Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a
drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him,
"Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar" "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars.

He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!" "And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Powers Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."

Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink.

'Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the Irishman. ''Tis truly fantastic!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there, too!"

Lol.

LOL ! Nice one Mnm!

Its a pity vp has`nt gone to Australia...

still to close tee hee xxxx

Then perhaps we should club together and send them on a Space Mission....

I a borat.....one time i was ANDY PIPKEN me now a borat
i have been back home to Kazakhstan

Are you sure ?

It,s got to be you Andy!

Borat is an anagram of "abort", in your case this makes sense.

As Andy Pipkin is an anagram of "kid in nappy"

I rest my case!

Andy wouldn`t be able to spell Kazakhstan ;-)

Apparently Kazakhstan is near the Urine river and the locals eat lots of biscuits, or did I read Wikipedia incorrectly?

I know a mod that lives in Kazakhstan, I will see if he saw andy out there ;-)

Maybe he's in South America, there's a mountain range there called the "Andies"! Ha!