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;) Its so quiet without Andy Pipkin, no post since Feb 24th, nothing to "cringe at ":ohmy:

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Originally Posted by jonsol (Post 4510696)

;) Its so quiet without Andy Pipkin, no post since Feb 24th, nothing to "cringe at ":ohmy:

I think hes run off with his boyfriend

I think he got caught with a split personality!

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Originally Posted by rugbymatt (Post 4511088)

I think he got caught with a split personality!

how many times

Yea i was wondering what had happened to him , maybe his mum caught him on the PC and now hes grounded ??

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Originally Posted by Big Pete (Post 4511293)

Yea i was wondering what had happened to him , maybe his mum caught him on the PC and now hes grounded ??

I think hes been fishing with BIG J

I think he is still chasing Trevor McDonat around the bird flu farm...

Are we really sure he isn't Miss Naughty ??

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Originally Posted by paddy07 (Post 4511348)

I think hes been fishing with BIG J

eh.do you mean Big John, dont want to sound of place, but didn't we loose him a while ago, or do you mean someone else?

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Originally Posted by maryann (Post 4514286)

eh.do you mean Big John, dont want to sound of place, but didn't we loose him a while ago, or do you mean someone else?

No that was Big Jim. rip.

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Originally Posted by jdr (Post 4514310)

No that was Big Jim. rip.

of course, thanks for that JDR.
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Originally Posted by maryann (Post 4514690)

of course, thanks for that JDR.
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:p .....:unsure:

My guess is he's been arrested whilst photographing ladies out in their nighties, or sniffing "old people"?

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Originally Posted by leighbloke (Post 4523626)

My guess is he's been arrested whilst photographing ladies out in their nighties, or sniffing "old people"?

:rofl:

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Originally Posted by Big Pete (Post 4523693)

:rofl:

Just reminded me of a joke I heard. :D
A detergent salesman was demonstrating his wonderful new product in front of a captive audience. He challenged the crowd for the dirtiest examples on which he could display the amazing cleaning powers of this wonderful new product. A lady offered him one of her husbandâ€™s dirtiest work shirts complete with greasy collar. â€œNo problemâ€ â€œIn to the water up to the light shining bright, up to the nose sweet as a roseâ€. The crowd were impressed but not totally convinced. A car mechanic gave him his filthy dirty overalls.
â€œwonderfull, but still no problemâ€. â€œIn to the water up to the light shining bright, up to the nose sweet as a roseâ€. The crowd gasped, as he raised the cleanest overalls you have ever seen, but an old bag lady looked on with scepticism. The salesman looked at her said with confidence, â€œthis product will clean anythingâ€ With that, the bag lady whipped of her â€œundergarmentsâ€ and passed them to the salesman. He was taken aback but stood by his claim and proceeded to repeat his banter whilst washing her â€œdrawersâ€. In to the water up to the light shining bright, up to the nose sweet as a roseâ€. At this point he temporarily hesitated, then, In to the water up to the light shining bright, up to the nose sweet as a roseâ€.
Sorry all, but I screamed with laughter when I heard it :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: