Andy Pipkin
 

;) Its so quiet without Andy Pipkin, no post since Feb 24th, nothing to "cringe at ":ohmy:

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I think hes run off with his boyfriend

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I think he got caught with a split personality!

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how many times

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Yea i was wondering what had happened to him , maybe his mum caught him on the PC and now hes grounded ??

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I think hes been fishing with BIG J

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I think he is still chasing Trevor McDonat around the bird flu farm...

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Are we really sure he isn't Miss Naughty ??

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eh.do you mean Big John, dont want to sound of place, but didn't we loose him a while ago, or do you mean someone else?

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No that was Big Jim. rip.

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of course, thanks for that JDR.
xxxxxxxxxxx

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:p .....:unsure:

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My guess is he's been arrested whilst photographing ladies out in their nighties, or sniffing "old people"?

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:rofl:

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Just reminded me of a joke I heard. :D
A detergent salesman was demonstrating his wonderful new product in front of a captive audience. He challenged the crowd for the dirtiest examples on which he could display the amazing cleaning powers of this wonderful new product. A lady offered him one of her husband’s dirtiest work shirts complete with greasy collar. “No problem” “In to the water up to the light shining bright, up to the nose sweet as a rose”. The crowd were impressed but not totally convinced. A car mechanic gave him his filthy dirty overalls.
“wonderfull, but still no problem”. “In to the water up to the light shining bright, up to the nose sweet as a rose”. The crowd gasped, as he raised the cleanest overalls you have ever seen, but an old bag lady looked on with scepticism. The salesman looked at her said with confidence, “this product will clean anything” With that, the bag lady whipped of her “undergarments” and passed them to the salesman. He was taken aback but stood by his claim and proceeded to repeat his banter whilst washing her “drawers”. In to the water up to the light shining bright, up to the nose sweet as a rose”. At this point he temporarily hesitated, then, In to the water up to the light shining bright, up to the nose sweet as a rose”.
Sorry all, but I screamed with laughter when I heard it :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Sorry Chris....I don't get it ?? Could do with a laugh to start the day....

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I think Andy has decided to go to Austrailia. xxxx

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Here's one for you :)

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly too small to be a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.

Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure.

Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a
drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him,
"Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar" "Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars.

He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!" "And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Powers Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."

Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink.

'Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the Irishman. ''Tis truly fantastic!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there, too!":p

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Lol.

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:rofl: LOL ! Nice one Mnm! :rofl: :rofl:

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:frown: Its a pity vp has`nt gone to Australia...:mad:

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still to close tee hee xxxx

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:sneaky: Then perhaps we should club together and send them on a Space Mission....:thumbsup:

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I a borat.....one time i was ANDY PIPKEN me now a borat
i have been back home to Kazakhstan :p

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Are you sure ?

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It,s got to be you Andy!

Borat is an anagram of "abort", in your case this makes sense.

As Andy Pipkin is an anagram of "kid in nappy"

I rest my case!:D

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Andy wouldn`t be able to spell Kazakhstan ;-)

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Apparently Kazakhstan is near the Urine river and the locals eat lots of biscuits, or did I read Wikipedia incorrectly?:D

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I know a mod that lives in Kazakhstan, I will see if he saw andy out there ;-)

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Maybe he's in South America, there's a mountain range there called the "Andies"! Ha!:D

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They are well know, and easily found at the end of the Armies.

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:D

Ok the gloves are off! :D

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I'm sure he is quite armless too!

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Wouldnt that make him Andy-capped? :D

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I a borat......hello you all..... I now wish to be know as BORAT and not ANDY PIPKEN, If you don´t belive I use to be andy ask me a question thsat only andy would know

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How old are you ?

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When is a mouse if it spins?

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I AM 8 YEARS OLD

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I AM 8 YEARS OLD

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Me Thicko Sorry Posted Twice