You'd be wrong,

I have an opinion about Amy and her drugs and her money.... but I won`t bother posting it cos I`ve just opened my own drug......my wine.... in my house.. yum.

LB... you fancy Matt -ilda on the quiet. SD thinks she is going to be the person who misses him the most - but she is wrong.
Matt... you love LB.. you`ve already swapped email addresses/home addresses/mobile numbers/home numbers - I`m sure..... one day you will be able to personally say hello to his coque xxxxxx

It`s Leighbloke Patel actually.... I`ve met him.

I personally think all you Northerners have a delusional trait!


LB is a masterbater of the highest order, we can all see this from his mad ramblings........

What do mean "on the quiet" I have never denied my attraction to Elven featured, club footed, Cowboy wannabees.

...........and the time it takes me to type of course.

I bet all the way to London and back you were itching to get home and sit and natter with your mates on here!!

and you've not had a dry gusset since.

Pure filth!!

He loves the abuse!

Both of you..... I know you are in love with each other but neither of you have congratulated me on keeping to topic.... did you neither of you notice that I mentioned Amy first? You are both so blinded by love, affection and lust for each other???

LB... finally you admit your feelings.

Matt... give it up... you are half-Lancastrian... you cannot escape... there is no no no no no escape !!!!!

I know........he thrives on it!

Ive not had a dry gusset since putting Patrick as my avatar!

Please `allow me to then!

Thought I`d had an infestation..........







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