Absolutely Looney
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[QUOTE=The Oddities;5212180]Love your ideas but think that I would be forced to use the loo in the dark......do not want him to get too excited with the light being turned on and off.
Thank you so much for your post I have sat here crying with laughter and the best of it is he has not read any of this yet so will end up crying again later when he does.
Karma for your wonderful imagination.
Rosemary..you could always get infra red remote control..that would work the strobes as well !!...
..the very thought of you crying with laughter set me off this evening...all oddities together I think..thanks for the Karma, your thread really brightened up my day...
[QUOTE=The Oddities;5212195]I am so tired today because after seeing the repulsive sight I was afraid to go to sleep in case of having nightmares but BB has given me a whole new hilarious picture so no nightmares tonight.
No nightmares tonight but whatever you do ...don't think about painting the ceiling...
..sleep tight...oh and turn that light off...
Thank you so much for your post I have sat here crying with laughter and the best of it is he has not read any of this yet so will end up crying again later when he does.
Karma for your wonderful imagination.
Rosemary..you could always get infra red remote control..that would work the strobes as well !!...
..the very thought of you crying with laughter set me off this evening...all oddities together I think..thanks for the Karma, your thread really brightened up my day...
[QUOTE=The Oddities;5212195]I am so tired today because after seeing the repulsive sight I was afraid to go to sleep in case of having nightmares but BB has given me a whole new hilarious picture so no nightmares tonight.
No nightmares tonight but whatever you do ...don't think about painting the ceiling...
..sleep tight...oh and turn that light off...
#33
#34
It must have been nearly as funny as watching H.G flailing about in the nude(please, bear in mind he is of ginger hue)
trying to get a mozzie he had heard buzzing n the bedroom. Not a pretty sight, how we have ANY passion left in our life is beyond me!!
#36
OH PLEEEEEEZE TEL US, YOU'VE HAD ME LAUGHING SO MUCH!!!
It must have been nearly as funny as watching H.G flailing about in the nude(please, bear in mind he is of ginger hue)
trying to get a mozzie he had heard buzzing n the bedroom. Not a pretty sight, how we have ANY passion left in our life is beyond me!!
It must have been nearly as funny as watching H.G flailing about in the nude(please, bear in mind he is of ginger hue)
trying to get a mozzie he had heard buzzing n the bedroom. Not a pretty sight, how we have ANY passion left in our life is beyond me!!
I can't imagine what the mozzie thought but it terrifies me...
#41




Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 439

You are all well aware of the fact that my OH is quite mad regarding things like driving 78 km each way for fish and chips but last night I became really worries.
We went to bed about 12.15 a.m. and at 12.50 he got up and told me that he was going to do some grouting so I should go to sleep. I gave him 10 mins to come back because I thought he was only going to the loo but he did not return.
There is no door on our bathroom yet and the sight that beheld me was OH crawling around on all fours in the nude grouting the bathroom floor tiles, definitely NOT a pretty sight. He said that it would be dry in the morning so a good time to do it.
So my question to you all is do I divorce him immediately and run like hell or do I find out how to get someone sectioned in Spain?
Rosemary
We went to bed about 12.15 a.m. and at 12.50 he got up and told me that he was going to do some grouting so I should go to sleep. I gave him 10 mins to come back because I thought he was only going to the loo but he did not return.
There is no door on our bathroom yet and the sight that beheld me was OH crawling around on all fours in the nude grouting the bathroom floor tiles, definitely NOT a pretty sight. He said that it would be dry in the morning so a good time to do it.
So my question to you all is do I divorce him immediately and run like hell or do I find out how to get someone sectioned in Spain?
Rosemary
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 5,359


Come on Graham, there's floor play and then there's FLOOR PLAY I think you need to look at the instructions again.
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Graham
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 5,359


Not sure if I have un-packed mine it's been such a long time since they were lasted needed (bad knees you see) but in the words of JDR...GOOGLE is your friend
#45
Not sure how that will help with my education on these finer matters.
Graham







