poollounger

Listening to the radio driving home from work there was a news snippet about an 81 year old woman who may be sent to prison for contravening her ASBO... Wonder what kind of Britain she spent her youth in to make her go this way ??

leighbloke

Apparently she is the original "neighbour from hell"

Mitzyboy

These bloody pensioners ... hanging about on street corners, always causing trouble wearing their scarves and caps ... whats the country coming to????

jonsol

Yep, long haired louts, lock them all up I say...

leighbloke

All them incontinence pads and butterscotch wrappers littering the gutters, wiping the gravy off your chin with a crumpled embroidered hanky as you walk past.

derbyflan

Always mumbling stuff under their breath. Pretending not to hear you properly. I'm sure it won't be long before one of them blows up a bingo hall with explosives packed into one of those pull along trolleys.

poollounger

Reminds of the news item years ago about complaints about alfresco cavorting in the local cemetery...by the residents of the old peoples home next door!!!!!

derbyflan

Yeah I remember that. I blame Viagra myself.

By the way, you know that Diazepam is the generic name for Valium?

Did you know that the generic name for Viagra is...................................






























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