Listening to the radio driving home from work there was a news snippet about an 81 year old woman who may be sent to prison for contravening her ASBO... Wonder what kind of Britain she spent her youth in to make her go this way ??

Apparently she is the original "neighbour from hell"

These bloody pensioners ... hanging about on street corners, always causing trouble wearing their scarves and caps ... whats the country coming to????

Yep, long haired louts, lock them all up I say...

All them incontinence pads and butterscotch wrappers littering the gutters, wiping the gravy off your chin with a crumpled embroidered hanky as you walk past.

Always mumbling stuff under their breath. Pretending not to hear you properly. I'm sure it won't be long before one of them blows up a bingo hall with explosives packed into one of those pull along trolleys.

Reminds of the news item years ago about complaints about alfresco cavorting in the local cemetery...by the residents of the old peoples home next door!!!!!

Yeah I remember that. I blame Viagra myself.

By the way, you know that Diazepam is the generic name for Valium?

Did you know that the generic name for Viagra is...................................






























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