Our son in law went out tonight to buy our granddaughter a kitten. He went to a house owned by some shall I say "feral folk" who's cat has just had kittens to pick one. He'd been there a couple of minutes and had chosen a lovely looking kitten that he had over his shoulder when some bloke burst through the back door uttered a few expletives and smacked him in the face with a crowbar. The same bloke also hit another woman around the head with the same bar before smashing up the house & running off into the night.
Deb has taken SIL to hospital as all his front teeth have been smashed, while she was there I had a call to say the kitten had also died Poor SIL is apparently a real mess, he's lost his entire top front teeth as well as the majority of his bottom set.
Police were very slow to attend as the rain is keeping them very busy on the highways. The ambulance [called for the other woman injured] arrived at the hospital 3 hours after Deb did
I'm now sitting here babysitting, waiting for more info on the SIL's condition. I know I should be concerned for SIL my real concern is the prospect that I may have to change a shitty nappy before morning

Oh my God, that's terrible. Both the SIL being hit and the prospect of a shitty nappy. I hope they find the dickhead who hit him.

Fark.
That's scarey stuff Sean.

Deb just called to say they're on their way home. SIL has to go for surgery tomorrow to remove his stumps of teeth He's supposed to be heading out to sea on a trawler in a few days so I'm guessing that's out.
Police have detained the bloke, he's the ex of the other woman injured, she had gone to buy a kitten as well. The ex thought she was seeing another bloke so burst in & smashed the first one he saw. The bastard swung at the other kittens as well so there are others injured.
Me being cynical I'm betting he gets a bigger fine for killing the kittens than knocking the SIL's teeth out & fracturing his ex's skull:curse:
At least Deb will be here soon to change any overfilled nappies

Jeez, Gympie gets more feral by the minute. Thank goodness he went on his own and didn't have the kiddie with him. Bad enough that the kittens were involved....
I wouldn't worry about him going to sea, better off on land over the next few days I think

Now go sort out that nappy, Grandpa......

I do the wet ones, I draw the line at the number 2's Not my child & all that. Deb's back now, granddaughter snoring contentedly on my side of the bed in a nice dry nappy changed by my own hands.
SIL dosed up on painkillers, daughter no longer hysterical. I may get a few days peace & quiet now
BAH HUMBUG

Well done!
I bet she can do hysterical quite well - enough to scare the wildlife

You seen the forecast......gale force winds on their way (hopefully not cyclone force!)
Thats more like it

Sorry to hear what's happened Sean! Hope he's feeling better very soon!

OMG What a complete W**ker. Lets hope he gets what he deserves.

Hope SIL will be ok.

Joexx

B**dy hell! There are some really nasty folk around

Hope your son-in law OK after the surgery!

That's terrible. The poor woman whose house it was, your poor SIL, the poor woman whose husband it was and those poor kittens. I just hope there were no children in the house.

He deserves the book thrown at him.:curse:

Best wishes for your SIL and daughter.

God almighty.....it's seems a bit rough up your neck of the woods. Hope the SIL is ok.

Ginny

Blimey, that's awful! You are probably spot on the money thought about any penalty being higher for assaulting poor little unsuspecting pussy cats than whacking the hell out of two poor unsuspecting human beings. That poor woman is well out of a relationship with a moron like that.

All the best to your SIL. Well done on the nappy change thing too - something I have avoided like the plague since becoming a grandmother .... absolutely not my problem!!!

'kin eck Sean!!! Thats outrageous!!
Never a dull moment eh?
Trust SIL recovers quickly!!

Sorry to hear all this Sean. I hope everyone makes a full recovery, and you pursue the prick for damages.

The pains men goto to get pussy, is scary.

I hope he is ok, and check your finger nails... poopy man.

Ste n Debs ( p.s. love to all inc Debs )