So c'mon Woodsey, fess up. How drunk did ya get, did your tits fall out and did you say anything you shouldn't have done or fall over? I have done all of the above at a works do.

Boring didn't get drunk, tits almost fell out a few times, was very nice to everyone and thats about it really, however, yesterday, ended up in hospital having a CAT scan.. :scared: that I can tell you was much more scary..turned out I had the worst ever headache caused by leaning back over the sink in the hairdressers seriously my neck is fecked, might sue them..

So how's your pussy? ................ after the cat scan?

My pussy is doing just fine, thankyou.. Me, on the other hand, still a nervous wreck, the thoughts that went through my head whilst waiting for those results... :scared: :scared: :scared: Although the Depo shot and the muscle relaxant worked wonders.. I have no recollection of 8 hours of my life yesterday..

Sent you a PM. You know I'm only kidding. What did they do washing your hair!?!? I think your jugs falling out of that cheap dress jarred your neck and you are blaming the hairdresser