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Forum: The Maple Leaf
Jan 18th 2019, 7:03 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

Some Emo Philips classics:

'You look slinky,' I said to her at the top of the stairs.

I was in the ROTC program. I remember once I was walking through campus and my instructor grabs me, and...
Forum: The Maple Leaf
Aug 5th 2018, 10:25 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

:rofl:
I'm going to steal that Nuns joke from that other thread. It's too good to leave there.
A nun walks into the Mother Superior’s office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh, heavy...
Forum: The Maple Leaf
May 31st 2018, 8:21 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

How many sound technicians does it take to change a light bulb?

One, two...one, two...
Forum: The Maple Leaf
May 11th 2018, 6:42 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

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Forum: The Maple Leaf
Mar 4th 2018, 2:20 am
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

Always liked this report from Montreal's Gazette


:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Forum: The Maple Leaf
Nov 23rd 2017, 11:23 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeA-FVCWwAAD9Ly.jpg
Forum: The Maple Leaf
Sep 26th 2017, 1:24 am
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

http://johnhartstudios.com/bcstrips/2017/september/bc092517dc.jpg
Forum: The Maple Leaf
Sep 23rd 2017, 9:10 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

I thought that was Taylor Swift.
Forum: The Maple Leaf
Sep 23rd 2017, 9:10 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

I've been looking for this one for years!! :thumbup:


https://i.pinimg.com/236x/75/a3/4b/75a34b730513cd84eccaa8e67eff3e9a--far-side-cartoons-gary-larson.jpg
Forum: The Maple Leaf
Sep 23rd 2017, 8:52 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5yRzRk9VYO4/VuGYx6CrFzI/AAAAAAAAdwc/cpyS5-TcBjU/s1600/Cartoon%2Bof%2Bthe%2BDay-Facebook.png
Forum: The Maple Leaf
Sep 23rd 2017, 8:49 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

:rofl:
What's the cell phone equivalent of that excuse?
Losing a signal doesn't really work because the person on the other end doesn't hear it like they did with the pips.

Does low on charge...
Forum: The Maple Leaf
Aug 16th 2017, 1:12 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHUwNUeXoAAsPeN.jpg
Forum: The Maple Leaf
Feb 17th 2017, 11:28 am
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

I was trying to find something like that (for a bit of copy/pasting) when there was something going about Mobile advertising the other day. :nod:
Forum: The Maple Leaf
Oct 6th 2016, 8:01 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/8f/63/3f/8f633fe4a7ab13b8960b4c229ba9b2ee.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6d/35/12/6d351278cc0556e98b3ba8591961785a.jpg

:eek: :rofl:
Forum: The Maple Leaf
Aug 23rd 2016, 3:59 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

I have a phobia about German sausages; I fear the wurst.
Forum: The Maple Leaf
Aug 18th 2016, 10:32 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

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Forum: The Maple Leaf
Aug 5th 2016, 12:07 am
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

The madam of a brothel has a problem, so she goes to a local priest. “I have two talking female parrots,” she tells him. “All they can say is ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?’”...
Forum: The Maple Leaf
Aug 3rd 2016, 11:16 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

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Forum: The Maple Leaf
Jul 23rd 2016, 1:48 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

A woman was in love with fourteen soldiers. It was a platoonic relationship.
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The duck hunter trained his retriever to walk on water. Eager to show off
this amazing accomplishment, he asked a...
Forum: The Maple Leaf
Jul 12th 2016, 8:05 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

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Forum: The Maple Leaf
Jul 9th 2016, 7:13 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

One evening I am going to sit all alone on a seat in my local church graveyard. And if a stranger comes to me and speaks,I will say;"You can see me?"
Forum: The Maple Leaf
May 31st 2016, 5:19 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

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Forum: The Maple Leaf
Apr 25th 2016, 4:41 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

A pal of mine ended up sat with an older woman at a club last night.
He said “She looked OK for a 61+ year-old”.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking that she probably...
Forum: The Maple Leaf
Apr 25th 2016, 4:29 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and enquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that...
Forum: The Maple Leaf
Dec 6th 2015, 12:21 pm
Replies: 547
Views: 75,272
Posted By BristolUK

Re: a joke

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