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Posted By annqldau

Re: One for all Nurses

If they put it in the recuruitment info you may never join but then if they did you would realise it's not all emptying bed pans... :D .
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Re: One for all Nurses

Frequently used by spinal patients who want to go out without risk of inappropriate bowel movements.
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Re: One for all Nurses

Exactly what it says except it is like a mushroom shaped tampon thing. You push it in flat sided then it sprouts the mushroom head once in and plugs the whole.

Just stand well back when you pull...
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Re: One for all Nurses

Better patient wasn't chuffed either.

Remember first time I came across an anal plug... thought God! we've been wanting them for years on the wards and nobody even said they existed... :D .
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Re: One for all Nurses

Axillary nurse once threw the ambi bag at me during an arrest on night shift and it shattered off all round the room. Did real mouth to mouth.... :scared: :scared: :scared: never again.... :D .
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Re: One for all Nurses

My son once had one of those realistic fake eyeballs... I put it in a bed pan by a patient on night shift then pressed the buzzer and hid... other nurses turned up thought it was patient then sh*t...
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Re: One for all Nurses

I've seen a man with a catheter in climb over his cot sides and make a run for the door with catheter tube as tight as a guitar string and still not coming out. Brought tears to my eyes it did and...
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Re: One for all Nurses

Bactigra and Jelonet... ouch!
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Re: One for all Nurses

Mmmm... point of order, should you have popped them or left them intact to reduce infection risk and covered them with Mepitel?...Oh! sorry I mentioned Mepitel which the Aussies are hailing as the...
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Re: One for all Nurses

Yep...wonder what it would take to put a nurse off....did know one once who had been nursing for years who ran out of a room and vomited after popping a very nasty foot abscess.

I've had a few...
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Re: One for all Nurses

Can remember 3 of us eating crisps going past a trolley with someone on being pushed by Ambo's, patient had blood streaming out of nose and mouth... we never missed a crisp just crunched and wondered...
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Re: One for all Nurses

And they will have the same sense of humour... as in sick. Well don't know if you can class Aussie police the same as UK as they are all mainly traffic cops... I even got a ticket for being in a bay...
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Posted By annqldau

Talking One for all Nurses

Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to

hell??

It took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work!


You may be a nurse if.....
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